I just want to say that you are about 100x better than the girl who wrote the Funbag this week.
Crop out Maria and it would look like a page in the Spring 2001 American Eagle catalog.
How long until Scott Raab starts re-tweeting these comments?
As an incredibly proficient self-checkout user, I really feel that some people should be banned from using it.
Hey lady, if you can't figure out how to ring in your red onion just go to the fucking cashier.
Hey lady, if you can't figure out how to ring in your red onion just go to the fucking cashier.
Mike Wilson is not impressed.
@Fuzzy Dunlop: They also make sense if you imagine that they're both in the middle of taking a shit.
edit: beaten badly
@crazyjoedavola: Thanks, Exhibit A.
Skip BAYLESS is CLEARLY on STEROIDS and should be BANNED from TELEVISION!
My name's Monta, Monta Ellis. Last week I turned 18. I wasn't ready for it. I haven't done anything yet. So I made this deal with myself. This is the year I make my mark.
In other news, pepper is now prohibited at sporting events in the state of Ohio.
Imagine that, a Subaru in Colorado.
Nobody is more pissed off than this kid
This guy is a total idiot.
Everyone knows that "On The Hotline" sets the mode off much quicker than "Honey"
Everyone knows that "On The Hotline" sets the mode off much quicker than "Honey"
@7up7down: Nobody pays attention to the most popular writer on one of the most popular sports blogs.
Thomas Mueller's Day Off
Ray Liotta is looking dapper on the left there.
In which episode do they mention Deadspin? I plowed through the whole series recently and don't remember that...
Can you post a version that you didn't ruin with that Flaming Lips song?
