@TheConeheadGuarantee: One of my clients has an engineer working for them named Dick Hujsak. Pretty sure that takes the prize.
@GardenGnome: Edited for stupidity
O AN HE FLACCID!
@Smokey Tornado: Exactly what I thought when I saw it. Guy wanted to put up numbers against Rodgers and got his starting RB brain damaged.
Becky Becky she so cool
I don't get Becky I can't sleep
I need Becky 'fo I beat
Becky Becky marry me
I believe Plies has addressed this topic as well as anyone possibly could, and he is borderline retarded.
I don't get Becky I can't sleep
I need Becky 'fo I beat
Becky Becky marry me
I believe Plies has addressed this topic as well as anyone possibly could, and he is borderline retarded.
Sometime last winter Daulerio heard an incriminating story from cheerleader-cum-journalist Jenn Sterger.
This is, by far, the most appropriate description of her I have ever read.
This is, by far, the most appropriate description of her I have ever read.
The NBA. Where Bookie Ball happens.
When did Leitch dye his hair blonde?
and then, in the third quarter of a game in Week 12, will absent-mindedly send him into the game to punt.
It would have to be a pooch punt, right?
Yes, in Victorino's hometown of Wailuku, thoughtless beer-tossers are dragged by the hair to the top of a volcano and pelted with coconuts.
Still better than my hometown, where thoughtless beer-tossers are dragged out of a bar and stomped to death in the parking lot.
Remember that whole Erin Andrews debacle 2 weeks ago? Well, this is the opposite of that.
As opposed to the blurry, very climactic video linked last week.
This is why you don't proposition Papa Smurf for a threesome.
The newspaper further apologized for printing the restaurant's name as Gridiron9mm.
This story is so funny I just pissed my hat.
@JohnnyDakotaStateU: Jesus Christ. +1
@Hit Bull Win Steak: Nice. I was afraid all of my Of Mice and Men retard jokes had gone out of style.
Where is George Milton to put Lenny out of his misery?
@Searching for Derek Fisher®: Throw on a wig and commit a couple felonies, and they would have no problem getting some Dirk in their pussy.
after i said hello and snapped the pic Baron Davis on a mo-ped pulled up, he hoped on, and they rode off together
