Go Fuck yourself Buffalo.
When asked about Gruden, a fellow Sandusky native offered the following: "Hmmm. He seems like a nice guy."
@The S.P.O.R.T.S. Cam: Lighten up Francis
@BigTenObsession: @ScientificMapp: ::applauds:: Very nice team effort, especially for a Friday.
@Saberhagendaaz: I knew I wasn't going to regret that 2nd one even as I was typing it.
@Whoa Black Luol Deng-A-Leng: And that wasn't a blogger joke...
Holy fack there's a tornado about to be up my ass. All Chicagoans down to the basement...
@Whoa Black Luol Deng-A-Leng: Legal ideas...well at least ones that wouldn't be frowned upon in the Deadspin community of course.
This is probably something that should be directed toward KSK but my girlfriend just got back from the Cubs game wasted and proceeded to dominate some cold pizza and now is passed out cold. Any fun ideas?
So that's why Sammy Hagar was yelling so loud...interesting.
If Ron Turner wasn't involved in this trade, all is truly lost. Nobody sucks the skills out of quarterbacks better than Turner.
@MarkKelsosMigraine: Ha that was on just last night...+1
You mean to tell me Sean O'Hair actually finished ALL 18 holes in one day? Give that man a trophy!
@Whoa Black Luol Deng-A-Leng: No strikethrough text eh Deadspin?
He is charged with inducing hockey fandom panic, a misdemeanor.
@Whoa Black Luol Deng-A-Leng: Curse these chubby fingers! If only there was some sort of dialing wand available to us 9-5ers...
@Mr. Randy Watson: Cmon that's Cat Stevens! Or Yusuf Islam if you're not into the who'e brevity thing...
@blastitbiggs: I see what you're doing there - and love a good Sean Penn joke anyday. +1 sir.
I am Jack's fetal alcohol syndrome.
