NonSyringeProfessional commented on World Cup 2010: South Africa's Plans to Legalize Prostitution Scrutinized

""It said while prostitution was illegal in South Africa, it could not ignore the fact that the sex industry thrives during major events like the World Cup." This goes to show how little the psychos across the pond know."

NonSyringeProfessional commented on Hunter S. Thompson, Those Old ESPN Columns And Large Wads Of Cocaine

"I can't believe that you'd never seen cocaine before and thompson had some and you didn't kick him in the head for not offering it to you."

NonSyringeProfessional commented on A Strictly Business-Like Examination Of The Women's French Open Contenders And Their Respective Tawdry Photos

"If you're into betting (and don't already know the results of the match-ups) since we all know that these days tennis matches are never fixed (Davydenko) you can always point and click your Doc's."

NonSyringeProfessional commented on New 90210 Looks Unbearably Awful/Wonderful

"This is how Priestly should return: Aged hipster swinging Euphoria at West Beverly High parking lot."

NonSyringeProfessional commented on Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers

"If Tony's done, I'd like to get some fries with that shake."

NonSyringeProfessional commented on To Watch Tonight

"Forgot to put Jon Lester's No-no on the agenda."

NonSyringeProfessional commented on Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out

"The question we should be asking this young, drunken lass is was she wearing her Dans ez sports bra?"

NonSyringeProfessional commented on So, Will Anybody Draft Troubled Tommy Blake?

"It is obvious that Tommy Blaaake needs to have a joint sub-committee meeting with another Texan, Ricky Williams, since smoking the reefer has been a key to all of Williams' NFL past and future success."

NonSyringeProfessional commented on The Compulsive Oversharers of the Internet: A Field Guide

"My name is Non-Syringe Professional and I am an oversharer....well not really...I only overshare when I one-hand type with my pants down below my knees...."

NonSyringeProfessional commented on 74 Reasons to Hate TMZ

"I love it how TMZ throws in Mickey Rourke as a person who has aged prematurely."