Quaterback: Brett Farve
Leads the league, in addition to most major quarterback records: tears shed. #nfl
No!! Don't apologize to Rush! Unless its an Alan Grayson-esque apology.
@twoeightnine:
This certainly is true. Do we have any ideas for what the punishment should be if someone fails the course? #philadelphiaeagles
Ah....
Another male athlete has physically abused a woman. Is anyone surprised? ESPN.com could, unfortunately, have a category dedicated to domestic abuse. Should prospective professional players be required to take part in educational workshops or training programs dedicated to curtailing these types of incidents? I don't know.. #philadelphiaeagles
@Bad Mr. Frosty:
Haha. Come on, they're getting better! I don't think a single Bengal has been arrested this year. #chadochocinco
"Sometimes I'll take a shit where there's no reading material around and feel nothing but deep pangs of regret exit my body."
I'm so glad someone else feels this way. #poop
I saw them play in County last year. It was cool until the third base coach flashed the wrong sign. #mediameltdowns
@floatingdave: *offer dependent upon one's ability to donate to the Republican Party #rushlimbaugh
TMZ.com reported a sighting of Rush Limbaugh at the local Mcdonald's where he was crying, forcing four Big Macs along with a handful of pills into his mouth, and listening to the Rolling Stones' "You can't always get what you want (even if you're as rich as Rush)."
Boo-hoo. #rushlimbaugh
Next on Fox: Glenn Beck dismisses claims that Robert E. Lee was racist, pointing to lack of sound clips as evidence
At 9: Sean Hannity and his panel of other rich, white men discuss the prospect of losing their right to own anything they want #feuds
