Philistine commented on Hey, hey. Yeah you, get up. What are you retarded...

"T-Mobile must be proud of this marketing bonanza"

Philistine commented on College Football Previews: #7 Missouri

"Mizzou: Always picked to be good."

Philistine commented on Inside Kige Ramsey's Studio: A Deadspin Exclusive

"If you have lived in rural America, you understand that Kige is just another guy down the road that the bi-coastal chattering classes find amusing for his quaintness."

Philistine commented on Deadspin HOF Nominee: Buzz Bissinger

"If only to annoy the shit out of this windbag."

Philistine commented on China Continues To Seduce Us With Its Quaint, Draconian Charms

"Well at least we can make sure they're safe by checking the Chinese Amnesty International website. Oh, wait."

Philistine commented on Charles Barkley Like You've Never Seen Him Before

"Needs more Hubie Brown."

Philistine commented on Deadspin HOF Nominee: Kige Ramsey

"Not even close."

Philistine commented on New Jet City: The Brett Favre Redux Starts Tonight

"Why can't they show us some badminton or something to break up this half-assed marathon?"

Philistine commented on Sub-Continent Rejoices: India Has Their First Gold Medalist After 80 Years of Competing

"Bend it like Bindra."

Philistine commented on Two University of Nebraska Wrestlers Featured In Gay Photo Shoot Sans Tights

"Not pictured: Dr."

Philistine commented on Morning Blogdome: He's Pretty Humble For A Guy In An Expensive Suit Making Pouty Faces For The Camera

"If you cut him, does he not bleed?"

Philistine commented on Hookers and Blow Just Aren't The Newsmakers They Used To Be

"@TracyHamandEggs9 is the bitchiest banana: it takes child prostitution Are we talking about the Chinese gymnasts here too?"

Philistine commented on Diseased Poon Not Good For Fellow Olympians

"@Matt Sussman: makes you want to slit your wrists"

Philistine commented on Bela Karolyi Wants to Train Your Babies

"@The Gizmo from Pismo: Same for sex slaves, huh?"

Philistine commented on NFL News and Notes

"RESOLVED: We can stop calling the Cowboys 'America's Team' effective immediately."

Philistine commented on Our President Loves the Olympics, So Should You

"New weekend Mom's a keeper."

Philistine commented on Name of the Day. Go ahead,

"NBC interviewed an Olympic 'official' named Dick Pound yesterday. Yes, I laughed like a 12 year old."

Philistine commented on Consider Us Your Source For Round-The-Clock Chad Pennington News

"Pal?"