@kicking222: If you're referring to this gem [deadspin.com] well-played. Well-played indeed.
Here, take this leftover carton of milk. If you send me your real life info, I will give you a few of my many leatherbound books.
Anchorman is The Tits. And The Tits is a clever way to say "Awesome."
Here, take this leftover carton of milk. If you send me your real life info, I will give you a few of my many leatherbound books.
Anchorman is The Tits. And The Tits is a clever way to say "Awesome."
@Chris.Kaman.Her.Face: +1!!!!!!!1
That is one handsome man 3rd from left. 2nd from right if you don't know which way is left.
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLASE. I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE DIRECTED AT THE ANCHOR WOMAN.
I WANT TO BE ON YOU.
@lankysob: That's exactly what I was thinking.
Star this man!
@MarkKelsosMigraine: I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
AND THAT'S WHY THE COMMENT NINJAS LOVE ME. A FEW MORE OF THESE BABIES AND I'LL HAVE MY STAR IN NO TIME! STEVE CARELL IS SO CLICHE THE REAL ACTION IS WITH CLASSIC MOVIES LIKE ANCHORMAN.
@Gourmet Spud: Compelling and Rich.
+1
WELCOME BACK!!!! KEEP BEING FUNNY AND I'LL KEEP MY MUSTACHE. WE'RE PRACTICALLY TWINS!! #billbelichick
Derek Jeter is a fine thespian. And I would know. I could be one myself if I weren't such a great comedian. #watercoolerfodder
@TheOnlyNetsFan: Get out. Just go. We are through. Through. Because of your actions, you scorpion.
SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE FIRED. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SIGHT YOU HAYSEED. #stephenasmith
THIS MESSAGE GOES OUT TO MY OLD PAL, GOURMET SPUD:
I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.
COME BACK TO US, BUDDY. YOU'RE TOO FUNNY TO JUST SIT ON THE SIDELINES CHUGGING MAPLE SYRUP. #washingtonredskins
Can anyone hear me? I'm in a glass case of emotion!
LET'S HAVE SOME FUN PEOPLE! ANCHORMAN IS THE BEST MOST QUOTEABLE MOVIE ON THE INTERNET! #mediameltdowns
He owns a six-bedroom, six-bathroom house in Westport, Connecticut (even though they only have one kid), a ski house in Utah, and I'm guessing many leather-bound books
+1
DASHIELL BENNETT, OR IS IT DASHEL BENNETT, IS MY NEW FAVORITE WRITER ON THE INTERNET. #jimnantz
@I Like Cheap Beer: Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?
I'M SO CLOSE YET YOU ARE SO FAR AWAY. #philadelphiaeagles
I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.
IT'S ALL RIGHT THERE FOR YOU. YOU CAN TURN AT LEAST HALF THE POSTS INTO ANCHORMAN QUOTES. YOU'LL GET A STAR IN NO TIME. I'M ALMOST LIVING PROOF. #philadelphiaeagles
My dog, Baxter, reads food labels when he's shitting.
He once ate a whole wheel of cheese and pooped in the refrigerator!
WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE ON THESE ANCHORMAN REFERENCES? THEY'RE SO EASY! #poop
I tried this new fad called uh, jogging. I believe it's jogging or yogging. it might be a soft j. I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.
Of course, I'll catch up to them and impress these ladies with my many leatherbound books.
ANCHORMAN IS THE MOST HILARIOUS MOVIE EVER! IT HAS STEVE CARELL AND WILL FERRELL FOR FUCKS SAKE!
Bears! Do you hear that? Now the whole station is in danger!
How did everyone else miss this joke?
I FUCKING LOVE ANCHORMAN!!!!!!!!11
