+1 That's just good comedy.
Randy Shannon used to sleep in his office to keep the Hurricanes out of relevancy.
Ahhhhh Miami, the good ole days.
Eventually their boobs became entangled, ensnaring them in a deadly lock. Their rotting corpses were discovered weeks later.
How many times in your life do you think you've eaten something that someone has spit in?
"Thanks for the quick pizza delivery. $19.25? All I got is a twenty. Keep the change. See ya next time."
Ask any pizza delivery guy you know if they ever hocked a loogie in a pie. It's universal.
"Thanks for the quick pizza delivery. $19.25? All I got is a twenty. Keep the change. See ya next time."
Ask any pizza delivery guy you know if they ever hocked a loogie in a pie. It's universal.
Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner. +7
The Melting Mannequin: The Shocking Truth About Plastic Surgery Gone Awry, by Kenny Rogers
Bob Costas says: I laughed, I cried, canceled my peel.
Bob Costas says: I laughed, I cried, canceled my peel.
Dade county's finest.
Everyone dismisses cycling as not being a "real sport." Those who participate in it know that it's a test of fitness, determination, and suffering. It's the hardest god damn sport in the world. Sometimes it kills you.
RIP Mr. Weylandt.
RIP Mr. Weylandt.
So you don't think Florida can win back to back titles Christian?
"No, I don't think so, it's hard."
Why don't you think they can accomplish that?
" It's hard. It's really hard. "
"No, I don't think so, it's hard."
Why don't you think they can accomplish that?
" It's hard. It's really hard. "
I have an urge for a double stack Oreo
Not a particularly uplifting story.
I don't even know you anymore Deadspin.
@John H. C. Staton: I think the comment ninja has gone home.
......yes
......yes
If you can fuck within view of that corn laden blue mountain of feces then you are a bigger man than I.
First column: Breaking down Winnie the Pooh.
Simply delicioso!
Was expecting a story about a southerner, a missed train connection, and someone yelling, "hey watch this!"
Surely the Band-Aids take additional skin with them and create more scabs. Slippery slope.
If the networks figured out what people want they would have never cancelled The Good Guys.
As a guy that actually lives in West Palm Beach, Florida...the restaurant lines are already much too long. Stay the eff away!
/tj/Good god The Emeritus is sporting an atrocious hat.
As a guy that actually lives in West Palm Beach, Florida...the restaurant lines are already much too long. Stay the eff away!
/tj/Good god The Emeritus is sporting an atrocious hat.
