<![CDATA[Comments from RachelRayIsTheDevil]]> <![CDATA[Comments from RachelRayIsTheDevil]]> <![CDATA[RachelRayIsTheDevil commented on It's The Williams Sisters...Again]]> @ky-jellydonuts:

"or their muscle structure that's not only unusual, but unprecedented in their sport"

Recently we were standing in line behind Serena in the mall. Our jaws collectively dropped at the sheer size of this woman. We all agreed that she could kick my ass in about 20 seconds. She's quite a sight.

]]> <![CDATA[RachelRayIsTheDevil commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Vince Young will stay in ambiguously gay man bars for a long time. It'll be sweaty though, Liza Minelli has arrived.

]]> <![CDATA[RachelRayIsTheDevil commented on Charles Barkley's Petulance About His Gambling Problem Is Truly Entertaining]]> Ben Roethlisberger is booked at Bike Week in Daytona to raise money for Chad.

]]> <![CDATA[RachelRayIsTheDevil commented on Olympic Criminals Are No Match For The Chinese Scooter Police]]> I don't see a donut storage compartment anywhere on those things.

]]> <![CDATA[RachelRayIsTheDevil commented on Sean Avery Will Now Have To J.O. To Dallas Ladies]]> Swell six-zippered kids jacket there bucko.

]]> <![CDATA[RachelRayIsTheDevil commented on Brett Favre Seriously Considering Unretirement, NFL Live Says]]> @Jon_Benet_Rams: That was what is commonly known as sarcasm. But +1 for the Fish avatar.....douchebag.

]]> <![CDATA[RachelRayIsTheDevil commented on This Is The *Ball That Will Grace The Hall]]> @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: dirt road.

]]> <![CDATA[RachelRayIsTheDevil commented on Brett Favre Seriously Considering Unretirement, NFL Live Says]]> He's an american hero. Leave him alone.

]]> <![CDATA[RachelRayIsTheDevil commented on Your Fourth Of July Throwgasm Breakdown]]> There really is nothing more to add to that.

]]> <![CDATA[RachelRayIsTheDevil commented on Barry Bonds' *Ball Finally Heads To Cooperstown]]> Lance Armstrong put an asterisk on his ball to remind himself to never again bang a woman who can't sing a lick.

/Jagger'd

]]> <![CDATA[RachelRayIsTheDevil commented on There's Nothing More Annoying Than A Rays Fan With A Cowbell]]> Dear Wizard Cat, We really need to clarify this muddled wand situation and bring closure to this building crisis. I always thought 5 was the maximum number of wands available and then you drop this 7 wand bomb on us. Necromancer Pussy has a clearly defined 1-10 magic dust sprinkle grading system. I expect so much more from you Wizard Cat.

]]> <![CDATA[RachelRayIsTheDevil commented on Greetings, Spinheads: Another Deadspin State Of The Champion Address]]> I'd be a perfect fit for weekend editor. My mom does throw weekend Kama Sutra parties in the basement so I'll have to work from my KIA.

]]> <![CDATA[RachelRayIsTheDevil commented on Our Conversation With Buzz Bissinger]]> I just sliced a wet stinky gruyere cheese fart .............Buzz.

That is all.

]]> <![CDATA[RachelRayIsTheDevil commented on Javon Walker's Las Vegas Bludgeoning Won't Result In Any Missed Time]]> I see women in that picture ( and Johnny Moselely). Clearly he hangs out at different clubs than Vince Young.

]]> <![CDATA[RachelRayIsTheDevil commented on Media Approval Ratings: John Feinstein]]> meh.

]]> <![CDATA[RachelRayIsTheDevil commented on Kevin Millar: Word To Your Mother]]> Smoltz and Maddux have a bet on who gets the next win. Loser has to come to bat to Sinatra's Polkadots & Moonbeams.

]]> <![CDATA[RachelRayIsTheDevil commented on The Nets Are Pulling Out All The Promotional Stops]]> The Lakers are selling New Jersey seats like hot cakes. You get to sit with a guy named Vito and put your feet in buckets of smelly mud.

]]> <![CDATA[RachelRayIsTheDevil commented on Eli Manning And Wife In Desperate Need Of A Queer-Eyeing]]> @BabyGorilla: "Eli, there's lipstick on your zipper."

]]> <![CDATA[RachelRayIsTheDevil commented on Trey Wingo Wants To Remind Everyone Of ESPN's Plebian Roots]]> Newman forget his Mitchum . Just rub a little creamy vinegarette on those pits Pauly.

]]> <![CDATA[RachelRayIsTheDevil commented on Roger Clemens Sells Car To Bret Michaels In Order To Save Himself]]> Pavano is selling his KIA Sportage to Vince Neil.

]]> <![CDATA[RachelRayIsTheDevil commented on After The Quake: Penetrating Strangeness]]> Better leave your weed at home guys.

]]> <![CDATA[RachelRayIsTheDevil commented on The Slow Transition Facing The Buffalo/Toronto Bills]]> I can't wait to see them lose four Grey Cups.

]]> <![CDATA[RachelRayIsTheDevil commented on Media Approval Ratings: Bill Walton]]> Commenting on one of Jordan's retirements as a guest on the old Dan Patrick show, he broke into the most cliched horrible bit I've ever heard. I was embarrassed to be a sports fan.

Walton,
"COURAGE !" -insert two minutes of rambling hyperbole
" INTENSITY !" -insert two minutes of rambling hyperbole
" STRENGTH !"-insert two minutes of rambling hyperbole
" FEARLESSNESS !" - insert two minutes of rambling hyperbole
" DESIRE !" - insert two minutes of rambling hyperbole
" INTEGRITY !" -insert two minutes of rambling hyperbole
" WINNING !" -insert two minutes of rambling hyperbole
" HEROISM !" -insert two minutes of rambling hyperbole
" DURABILITY !" insert two minutes of rambling hyperbole

I could continue with roughly ten more of them like Bill did but you get the picture. Truly the worst canned speech I've heard in my life. That's what happens when you earn your PhD from the Joe Morgan School of Can't Shut The Fuck Up.

70+% approve for this guy makes me vomit in my mouth. Hippie schmippie ! SHUT YOUR HOLE BILL !

OVERWHELMINGLY DISAPPROVE

]]> <![CDATA[RachelRayIsTheDevil commented on Media Approval Ratings: David Aldridge]]> A straightforward measured guy.

Approve

]]> <![CDATA[RachelRayIsTheDevil commented on One Game In, And Jerry Manuel Is Already Wondering Why He Took This Job]]> Yo yo Wizzy check this out. Five wands for Gonzalez jumpin up against a soft fence is scrate up stealin. Get right foh it get ugly up in here.

]]> <![CDATA[RachelRayIsTheDevil commented on One Game In, And Jerry Manuel Is Already Wondering Why He Took This Job]]> I'd give anything to hear the conversation that transpired when Mets ownership gathered and decide to hire Minaya as general manager. He's a prank right?

]]> <![CDATA[RachelRayIsTheDevil commented on Every Inch Of Justin Miller Tells A Story]]> That is the ugliest shit I've ever seen. But it's a highly personal way of expressing his identity.

]]> <![CDATA[RachelRayIsTheDevil commented on Lots Of Charming People At The WSOP]]> Put the poker nimrods in a giant building and blow it the fuck up.

Done

]]> <![CDATA[RachelRayIsTheDevil commented on Media Approval Ratings: Bill Plaschke]]> Mostly a buttplug.

]]> <![CDATA[RachelRayIsTheDevil commented on Hank Steinbrenner Is Just Boiling Over With Ideas]]> What is it about the concept of "just shut the fuck up" that eludes that guy?

]]> <![CDATA[RachelRayIsTheDevil commented on Never Too Early To Think About College Football]]> @MiamiMagic: Are you suggesting his new 08 recruits will have an impact on the field in 08? Hope not.

]]> <![CDATA[RachelRayIsTheDevil commented on Milton Bradley Would Like To Have A Word If You've Got A Minute]]> How about that low-eared home run rippin DAN UGGLA Marlins fans !

Who needs infielders? They have big sticks.

]]> <![CDATA[RachelRayIsTheDevil commented on The Best Way To Ensure Your Child's College Years Get Off To The Right Start]]> Oh god yes and yes. I'd eat either on of their asses on saturday after they ate at the mexican buffet on friday night. There isn't one hair on either one of those asses.
Are they legal? They go in the young and tender file.

Is was nice of their dads to send them off to school with new bolt-ons. Beautiful.
Go Gators.

/girl on right would be much hotter without eye stripes
//still get WAY up in there

]]> <![CDATA[RachelRayIsTheDevil commented on Never Too Early To Think About College Football]]> Only two and a half months until Randy Shannon starts getting real nervous.

]]> <![CDATA[RachelRayIsTheDevil commented on Goodbye To The Gap-Toothed Wonder]]> How long before we get a "Strahan: Dark Side of the Locker Room" story?

]]> <![CDATA[RachelRayIsTheDevil commented on Media Approval Ratings: Skip Bayless]]> My bullshit meter goes off after he speaks......3 or 4 words.

]]> <![CDATA[RachelRayIsTheDevil commented on About Last Night]]> What you missed this weekend in a Mirichian moment with pen in hand waiting for trackside gunshots.

]]> <![CDATA[RachelRayIsTheDevil commented on Hand Me The Pissing Wedge]]> An electronic snafu caused porn to show up on my golf cart GPS screen., I"m just glad I had my skeet-wedge handy.

]]> <![CDATA[RachelRayIsTheDevil commented on Somebody Has Been Watching "Rookie Of The Year"]]> What the video didn't show was the half in the bag ump sneaking shots from his uro-broom.

]]> <![CDATA[RachelRayIsTheDevil commented on Cedric Benson Runs Past More Red Lights Than Defenders]]> You'd think he had other things to worry about rather than stare at the photographers breasts.

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