Really? No "Schadenfreude" tag?
I'm a little surprised that Chicago only got a Wild Card mention. Kyle Orton is very disappointed.

We'd do much better if they question was "Which team has the drunkest players?"

@44 in a Row: Isn't that just the whiskey?
Brady Quinn now sorely ruing his decision to turn down the invitation.
So, Samantha apparently was less than receptive to his offers to Mollify her? Is that what I am to understand?
@Tuffy: Does Dontrelle have a purple heart yet?
@becky: No Jud news? Seriously?
@AndyReidsOtherSon: I was not aware that the majority of Americans were Marlin fans. Live and learn.
@44 in a Row: I guess it was sort of an unwritten law, wasn't it?
The Yinzer Mafia weeps (and drinks) tonight.
@Hank Scorpio: Don't forget the massively debilitating alcoholism.
@Hank Scorpio: Couldn't agree more. As a Bears fan, I'm terrified of a GB-NE Super Bowl. I'm going to have to go into monastic seclusion for the rest of my life.
@Hank Scorpio: For anyone doubting the Pats unlikability, my nice sweet girlfriend who is not much of a football fan just abruptly wished Bruschi another stroke.
@Hank Scorpio: First postgame interview conducted from someone's knees.
There are surprisingly few emphatic hip thrusts from Brady in this interview...
Is Bryant sitting in Cris's lap?
@Clare: prince is notoriously camera-shy, isn't he?
That makes you and James Butler, Cris.
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