Comments from ReggieDunlop

ReggieDunlop commented on Greg Oden Needs To Come Back Soon

Fri, 16 May 2008 17:13:13 EDT

Hey, his hair now matches his teeth!

ReggieDunlop commented on Boston Little League Crushes Rogue Parent, Keeps Nation Free For Democracy

Fri, 16 May 2008 15:54:55 EDT

"I will be withdrawing my candidacy for Red Sox Nation President to pursue my life long dream of Freetown Youth Athletic Association President."
-Dave Brouilette

ReggieDunlop commented on Boston Little League Crushes Rogue Parent, Keeps Nation Free For Democracy

Fri, 16 May 2008 15:50:30 EDT

@Doyle McPoyle: +1

ReggieDunlop commented on Wait, Stealing Condoms Is A Crime?

Fri, 16 May 2008 14:31:05 EDT

No need for condoms if the girls stays on top (I've heard they cannot get pregnant that way).

/recycled

ReggieDunlop commented on Talking To Manny's High Five Friend

Fri, 16 May 2008 13:51:30 EDT

*out.
I should be going back to kindergarten and learn how to spell instead of being trusted as a project manager.

ReggieDunlop commented on Talking To Manny's High Five Friend

Fri, 16 May 2008 13:48:33 EDT

@Rickey_Fitts: Thanks!! Sadly this most likely means the end of Daytime Deadspin. DUAN from here on at!

ReggieDunlop commented on Sean Avery's Internship At Vogue Begins

Fri, 16 May 2008 13:46:44 EDT

"I'm gonna walk down that stinkin' runway, open up this faggot robe and wiggle my dick at 'em! And do you know why? Because I want you to have a heart-attack and die so we don't have to do this shit again! You and your fucking fashion shows!"

ReggieDunlop commented on Talking To Manny's High Five Friend

Fri, 16 May 2008 13:44:51 EDT

treadjack

I'm high-fiving myself today, it's my last day of work.

/threadjack

ReggieDunlop commented on Sean Avery's Internship At Vogue Begins

Fri, 16 May 2008 12:47:00 EDT

@Shorty:He is the gayest thing in hockey since...since...Mario Lemieux

/fixed

ReggieDunlop commented on Jason Giambi And The Yankees Sing The Thong Song

Fri, 16 May 2008 11:48:56 EDT

Jason Giambi in a thong?

I am leaving my mom's basement, going outside, and lighting my eyes on fire.

ReggieDunlop commented on Ryan Leaf Cleans Out The Attic Of Tearful Regret

Fri, 16 May 2008 11:26:22 EDT

Wesley Snipes tax returns.

ReggieDunlop commented on Lance Briggs Is The New Shawn Kemp

Fri, 16 May 2008 03:23:45 EDT

Someone should tell Briggs that if the girl is on top, she can't get pregnant.

ReggieDunlop commented on Reggie Miller Does Not Believe In Shot Glasses Or Belvedere

Wed, 14 May 2008 19:43:38 EDT

@Sucko-T: When were you in Pullman?

ReggieDunlop commented on Reggie Miller Does Not Believe In Shot Glasses Or Belvedere

Wed, 14 May 2008 19:29:25 EDT

Cheryl Miller Does Not Believe In Shot Glasses Or Belvedere.

/fixed

ReggieDunlop commented on Prepare Thyself For Impending Debut Of Barbaro's Brother. Oy

Wed, 14 May 2008 18:43:05 EDT

@Bobby_Big_Wheel: I'm thinking Roger Clinton

ReggieDunlop commented on Enough, Already, With The "Unwritten Rules" Of Baseball

Wed, 14 May 2008 18:31:02 EDT

@econdave: Against the rules. You know, you're stupid when you do that. Just some English pig with no brains, you know.

ReggieDunlop commented on Enough, Already, With The "Unwritten Rules" Of Baseball

Wed, 14 May 2008 18:22:50 EDT

Unwritten rules (like the no morbidly obese net minders) are unamerican.

ReggieDunlop commented on Goose Gossage Has Had Enough Of Your Tomfoolery

Tue, 13 May 2008 16:21:06 EDT

@The Teufel Shuffle: He's right, this is not the Yankee way. That involves steroids, HGH, cheating on your wife, drinking heavily on weeknights, giving herpes to starlets, and hooking up with tranny's, you know that sort of classy stuff.

/fixed

ReggieDunlop commented on LeBron's Mother Is Not Someone With Whom You Should Trifle

Tue, 13 May 2008 16:12:54 EDT

@Gourmet Spud: I could watch that a million times and I would still laugh. Maybe we should get Sir Charles on some skates and see if he fares any better on an open net.

ReggieDunlop commented on LeBron's Mother Is Not Someone With Whom You Should Trifle

Tue, 13 May 2008 16:10:36 EDT

Mindy McCreedy > Mama James

ReggieDunlop commented on Why Is It So Darned Hard To Win On The Road?

Tue, 13 May 2008 16:06:09 EDT

@Stay Away From Oprah: And gift baskets with turtles. How can you lose?

ReggieDunlop commented on The Era Of Hannah Storm's Sports Center Will Blow (In) Soon

Mon, 12 May 2008 15:51:54 EDT

This picture: She's a YES.
On ESPNHD: She's a NO!

ReggieDunlop commented on Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet

Fri, 09 May 2008 20:00:58 EDT

@Stay Away From Oprah: I think she rented that apartment by the hour. Whore.

ReggieDunlop commented on Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator

Fri, 09 May 2008 19:10:47 EDT

@Matt_T: +1

ReggieDunlop commented on Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator

Fri, 09 May 2008 16:07:05 EDT

The jokes on CitiBank, he's already maxed out Len Bias' Visa.

ReggieDunlop commented on The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle

Fri, 09 May 2008 16:02:19 EDT

@Rbastid: An unknown Seattle pitcher hit an unknown Texas batter int he previous inning. I say unknown because it doesn't really matter with these two teams. And I live in Seattle.

ReggieDunlop commented on The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle

Fri, 09 May 2008 16:00:44 EDT

@HugsFromHarold:The minor leagues to work on their instruction of "How to Properly Charge the Mound" because it looks like Alcantrara is the only one the 'gets it'.

ReggieDunlop commented on Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?

Fri, 09 May 2008 15:50:01 EDT

Fuck the magazine, I'm more interested in how Lenny still has his teeth, lips, jaw, and esophagus.

ReggieDunlop commented on Michael Vick Might Run Out Of Money Sometime Soon

Fri, 09 May 2008 15:46:06 EDT

@formerly Chief Wahoo:Actually, they make you work at a Tim Horton's until the debt is paid off. Which by my calculations, Ron will be selling donuts and coffee until 2165.

ReggieDunlop commented on Revisiting The Worst Golf Round Of All Time

Thu, 08 May 2008 18:46:55 EDT

Wow! And to think that I thought the 126 (81 on the front, 45 on the back) was the worst anyone could possibly do.

ReggieDunlop commented on All Hail Derek Jeter's Golden Baby Arm

Thu, 08 May 2008 18:42:10 EDT

Yes.
Yes.
NO!!!!
Yes.
Yes.
Yes!.

ReggieDunlop commented on Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit

Thu, 08 May 2008 18:36:08 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: @Gus Johnson's Cardiologist: I apologize for my comment above, didn't know that you two beat me to it. Not really all that surprised, UkraineNotWeak ALWAYS beats me with the Slap Shot references.

ReggieDunlop commented on Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit

Thu, 08 May 2008 18:31:34 EDT

Ned: "They teach you how to underline in college."
Reggie: "Not the fuck scenes, they don't."

ReggieDunlop commented on Streakin' Ain't Easy

Mon, 05 May 2008 21:27:55 EDT

@Rickey_Fitts: @thefuseproject:
I appreciate both of you being willing to do that. How should I contact you? (don't see email on profiles)

ReggieDunlop commented on Streakin' Ain't Easy

Mon, 05 May 2008 21:17:31 EDT

@thefuseproject: @Rickey_Fitts:

Are either of you eligible for reviewing resumes?