@BulinWallFall: Why would anyone who doesn't have to watch this game continue to do so? I have my excuse.
@Brock Landers: I certainly think there should be something. Maybe a parade or something.
@BulinWallFall: You get the first-half prize!
@Johninho: You and me both, sir. You and me both.
@BigTenObsession: I did not write that as a mistake.
@ArkansasFred: I'll be driving a speciality car, alright. But I'm afraid it'll be a DeLorean.
@Tuffy: Just make sure to avoid the porno knockoff version "Poop Creams". It's kind of gross.
@Slothrop: Whoops. Fixed for your viewing pleasure.
@Kid Canada: Good catch, young man. Oh, Philadelphia.
@Dieter: Should of saved it (and photoshopped a penis on it) when you had the chance!
Psst. Where I got the screenshot: [tinypic.com]

Don't tell anyone or NBC will pull it.

@Blake-to-Banks: God, you're right. The first draft on this was 10,000 words, half of which was crap about space.
This video finally gives me the opportunity to use a phrase I've never had the courage to say until now: "Tru dat".
If you can't afford the seminar, just read the directions on the back of your Rohypnol bottle and you'll get the gist of it.
Goddamnit. I'm retarded and can't post the image. It's there if you want to see it.
This needs to be much more extensive.
Dude was a lot funnier on King of Queens. Also, can someone make a ringtone of Matthews' snickering laugh already?
Does the WWE really think their audience knows who Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton are?