Benji, Zax probably had more to do with getting on the E.T. gravy train than it did with Star Wars. By running this list, you've now unleashed a thousand spec scripts. How dare you.
Thanks everyone. The best part of my day has always been reading the messages ... the funniest part of Deadspin by far.
@Will Leitch: He's got a great voice, hasn't he? (I should have shot him).
Sorry this is buried, but thanks everyone for the kind words. They mean the world, especially coming from you.
And that's the story of how Rick Chandler climbed waaay up to the forty-fourth floor of the Gawker Building, and then fell all the way down but didn't quite squish hisself. You know, they say there was a man who jumped from the forty-FIFTH floor? But that's another story.
@UkraineNotWeak: Happy birthday, UNW. Here is a +1. Sorry it's not wrapped.
@Scoops: B's not for Brady? You're right ... my mistake.
@The Devil and Daniel Murphy: Sick! (But funny).
@techstar25: If I have to explain what I was trying to do with the first graph, either a. It didn't work or b. you're not going to get it anyway. So, I won't.
@AliciaSacramonesBrownie: Alright, we have a few simple rules here on The Rock ...
@Gourmet Spud: Come on, you already know the answer to that.
@Weed Against Speed: Come on, you already know the answer to that.
@Father of 2 Future First Rounders: No, I mean the SC intro.
@Ibracadabra: It seems that I'm also a wanker. Correction coming.
@Fire Coach K: If this WO stuff starts leaking into other posts, I'll get out the aluminum Festivus pole. And now, the Feats of Strength ...
No, seriously, you'll get banned.
@undefined: @Father of 2 Future First Rounders: Generally only home teams schedule games. The visiting team just shows up.
@undefined: @Sculptor?!? I just met her!: Loaded the firebox? What's your draft order ... Charles Ingals, Nellie Olson, Mr. Edwards and then you?
@Hit Bull Win Steak: It does have that John Romita vibe.
@ScientificMapp: That's what this story needs; some Randall Tex Cobb.
