April 27, 2009 – The pitcher who's going to have major league teams tanking games by July gave up a three-run homer and threw 121 pitches on Friday, but don't worry folks, he still won. San Diego State's Stephen Strasburg is now 9-0 with a 1.54 ERA after a 14-strikeout, seven-inning 4-3 win over No. More »
I’m Kobe Bryant, And I’m Taking Over This Motion Picture
April 27, 2009 – Spike Lee is denying the whole thing, but the New York Post is telling the tale of how Kobe Bryant supposedly hijacked Lee's documentary of him to present himself in the best possible light. It was a standoff between the director and the NBA superstar, says the Post, and Lee completely capitulated. More »
So Long, And Thanks For All The Leather
April 27, 2009 – It was in Woody Allen's Love and Death where the drill sergeant scolds Boris and asks if he wants a dishonorable discharge, to which Boris replies: "Yes sir, either that or a furlough." Well, that's it for me, folks; More »
Barry Zito’s Obscene Gingerbread Twitter Photos Are Somewhat Disturbing
April 27, 2009 – Ladies and gentlemen, the handiwork of tonight's Giants starting pitcher against the Dodgers. PETA would like to get involved, but their jurisdiction doesn't include desserts.
Surprisingly, No Deaths Or Snapped Limbs In 1993 Replay Game
April 27, 2009 – The players, now all in their 30s, emerged relatively unscathed after Sunday's Replay Rivalry Game between Phillipsburg and Easton high schools. Oh, and Eli Manning got his first Gatorade bath. Phillipsburg won, 27-12, in a rematch of the 1993 game that ended in a 7-7 tie. More »
OK, Just How Did Michael Crabtree Slip To No. 10 In The Draft?
April 27, 2009 – As if from a Dickens novel, the 49ers found Michael Crabtree in a basket on their porch on Saturday with a note pinned to his blanket: One receiver, courtesy of Mr. More »
A Bold New Sanchez-To-Burress Era For Jets Fans?
April 27, 2009 – Jets general manager Mike Tannenbaum said that the Jets contacted agent Drew Rosenhaus prior to the draft to ask about Plaxico Burress's legal situation.
Throwback Uniforms That Will Possibly Make You Want To Throw Up
April 27, 2009 – If there's one thing that history has taught us, it's that mustard yellow and brown are excellent choices for professional sports uniform colors. See, this is why I miss you, American Football League. More »
Little Person, Big World: The Great Dave Flood Experiment Is Over
April 24, 2009 – We all watched breathlessly when the Independent York Revolution employed 3-foot-2 batter Dave Flood this season during spring training. Would this mark a glorious new era in tiny strike zones? More »
Goodell: Super Bowl In London? Are You High?
April 24, 2009 – Did my eyes deceive me, or did the BBC report this morning that the Super Bowl is coming to London? Yep, here it is. Boy was Roger Goodell surprised when he found out. From USA Today: Update: More »
Milton Bradley: ‘I Never Had A Problem In My Life Until I Started Playing Baseball’
April 24, 2009 – Milton Bradley's latest media boycott lasted about as long as Kramer's vow of silence on that episode of Senifeld. For someone who's not talking, there sure was a horn 'o plenty of quotes on Thursday. Bradley, who was benched on Wednesday by Cubs manager Lou Piniella until he's completely healthy,... More »
Old Guys Reenact High School Football Game To Settle Unholy 1993 Tie
April 24, 2009 – It's all been done before in the film Best of Times, but never in real life have members of rival high school football teams met more than a decade later to decide ultimate bragging rights. The 1993 winner of the "Fork of the Delaware" trophy will finally be decided this weekend (fortunately I... More »
Rajon Rondo Likes Fast Cars, Absurd Amounts Of Caffeine
April 24, 2009 – First of all, how could Red Bull pick an NBA player as its first spokesman, and not have him be a member of the Chicago Bulls? Seems like a tragic misstep to me.
Learning English The Kornheiser And Wilbon Way
April 24, 2009 – I'm not sure how often "Stick a fork in them, the run is over, Wilbon," comes up in normal conversation, but if it does, these Chinese students learning English have that situation covered. More »
New Mouth Guard Is Effective, And Most Importantly, Stylish
April 24, 2009 – Look closely the next time Eric Byrnes steps in the batter's box. Focus in on his face, examine his mouth. Do you see it? Um no, I refuse to do this. Next question? All hail the Purple Power mouth guard, developed by a dentist in Nova Scotia and embraced by Byrnes, Dustin Pedroia, Manny Ramirez and... More »
Gary Bettman Does Not Appreciate Your Octopus-Throwing Antics
April 24, 2009 – A Red Wings fan throwing an octopus on the Columbus Blue Jackets home ice? Sir, this will not stand! (Scuffle ensues — see photo). After Greg Goloborodko, a 25-year-old Ohio State student, threw the offending cephalopod during the playoff game on Tuesday at Nationwide Arena, he was subdued... More »
Girl, 12, Throws Perfect Game, Is Called Up By Mets
April 24, 2009 – The taunting rings in your ears and burns like fire, and will for years. A girl pitched a perfect game against your Little League team, and you struck out three times. More »
ESPN Headline Writers Are Witty Rapscallions
April 23, 2009 – Well isn't that special. But in ESPN's defense, there's probably not a whole lot you can do with news like this. [ESPN]
Big Papi Fires Warning Shot Over Joba’s Bow
April 23, 2009 – Their series doesn't begin until tomorrow, but David Ortiz thought he'd get in a preemptive strike today against Joba Chamberlain and the Yankees. Hey Joba, please don't throw at our noggins. "The Troubles" date to 2007, when Chamberlain and Boston's Kevin Youkilis first came to loggerheads late... More »
It’s Nap Time When Timmy McGee SAYS It’s Nap Time
April 23, 2009 – When site banners and headlines collide, the results can be somewhat amusing. Meet the deceptively muscled tykes of the Trigg County powerlifting team.
