@The Seaward (nee Tocchets Bookie): Agreed. Governor Strickland could fix next year's inevitable budget issues by simply letting Cincintucky go.
@JohnnyDakotaStateU: Good to know. She'll just be turning two, so we haven't ventured outside of the home for parties yet. (I personally thought a party for a 1-year-old who wouldn't remember was silly, but my wife won that battle.) I will definitely be searching for that perk when we expand the party locale beyond our home.
@girlwonder: I just sneak off to the basement every now and again for a scoreboard update. The problem with an early fall birthday is that the weather is still decent and the kids are encouraged to play outside during the party. If i could keep them indoors, it would be a different ball game - literally.
@JohnnyDakotaStateU: Next year, I may suggest a morning / pre-naptime party. by the time we're kicking people out of the house, the games have barely started. Odds that the wife will concur in that opinion = Odds that she will concur in any of my other past schemes = Minimal
@girlwonder: That's a given, but just not on her birthday weekend...unless it is before company arrives. She already gives me "tackle" hugs. Live in Central OH, so we taught her to say "Go Bucks," but I am starting to rethink that. I want her to like football and OSU is setting her up for constant disappointment.
@Aerothermal Heat: OK. I had to do research before commenting. "Mirena" is 25, so i guess your observation isn't as filthy as I first thought. Maybe I should start watching it through that lens...or on mute. But then I don't think my little one will tolerate the mute setting. Nonetheless, I still can't deal with the two main guy characters being called Twist & Shout.
Yo Gabba Gabba is alright by me. Any kids show that periodically features Rahzel, Biz Markie and The Roots gets my approval - even if I think that Muno looks like a disease infested penis. Worst show ever: The Fresh Beat Band. If you thought Imagination Movers was bad....oh my. This show takes the cake./guy with a daughter turning two years old next week. (Minnie Mouse theme party and missing out on much of the college football day, here we come. Next year, I'm picking the theme and we may call it a day with Buffalo Wild Wings and an animal balloon guy.) // I'm kidding about putting college football ahead of my kid. Let me cut off the "bad parent" snark before it starts.
@HockeyMountain: In light of his sexual misconduct issues, you could have stopped at "Isaiah can't pull out."
Every NCAA women's squad should have to take a photo like this. Can we start a clearinghouse of some kind?
Despite all of the easy lesbian jokes that can be, have been and will be made here, let's be real: If #22 came a-calling for a booty call, you would say yes.

With that said, I looked at the picture for at least a minute before I realized that they were not wearing pants. It should not take me that long to notice that. Am I losing it, or does that say something about the photo?

RE: Reason #2: Thanks for recognizing the arena. What sucks for tonight's attendees (and Thursday and Friday as well) is that there won't be any beer for sale.

All regular-season UD home games include beer sales! Sorry bout your luck tourney goers!

@tater: Ohio's got five: Akron, Ohio State, Xavier, Dayton and Cleveland State.
@FozzieBear: Or Academia. / UVA Law Grad. I feel your pain.
Brilliant. I, too, may call Domino's this weekend. What is Quizno's stance on all of this?
That photo array lays it out perfectly. Two dudes and a bitch, in that order.
"It's hard for people from Ohio to form complete sentences. This is their best of way of resolving disputes."

I am from Ohio. I notice a typographical error in your second sentence. You must be from Kentucky, Arkansas, or Alaska.

Ya Trick Ya?

She has resorted to quoting SouljaBoyTellEm.

@failurate:

Maybe I'm off here, but I'd think it costs more to lease or buy commercial property in a wealthy part of town.

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