Then that dude with the beer's knee joints bent backwards and he ran off into the desert.
@Hatey McLife: +1 for turning middle class guilt on its head
I could never play with GO in that corner.
Look, the Sugar Bowl Game Program is already printed, alright?
Peppermint Patty is even IN A Charlie Brown Christmas. An earlier gal called Patty is, but she barely talks.
There aren't enough "WTF"'s in the world for this.
To be fair, he is pointing at the monitor saying "THEY are not even into sports [yet]." In other words, she told him they wanted him for a pickup about to happen, he gets there and sees the broadcast isn't yet even into the sports part.

It is only then that he turns into a raging deep-voiced maniac, far removed from the sweet-voiced homespun "Dr. Lou" we've come to know and ignore.
Magic deodorant faux pas at precisely 2:37.
@monkey_biz: Yeah, that was kinda my gag. But you know what Broad Ripple DOES have? Awesome vintage clothing stores! YEAH!
Hello? Where do you think Jermaine O'Neal's super hot nightclub is?
Tim Brown write that? Or Tim Gunn?
"Thank you, Mood!"
That weird cable beeping sound at 1:00. That was pure magic. "Ooh, I'm watching cable!"
@Dieter: Favre has always been jazzin' for blue jeans.
Anyone remember "Play Ball, Y'all!"
Braves of the late '80s?
U. of Idaho is the new scrappy potato-state underdog. BSU has become The Man.
It is so ironic that sports survived the twin stormfronts of Strat-O-Matic and Coleco Head-to Head only to be killed by this Fantasy Baseball menace.
I don't see how this is NOT relevant in a class called "Contemporary issues in agribusiness management."
@Las Goteras: Bottom line, he's like the "Victor/Victoria" of announcing: a man who sounds like a woman who sounds like a man.
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