RonZookonRedBull commented on "Operation Shutdown" (Still) Proceeding As Planned

"Sounds like he went from Operation Shutdown to Operation CopsBeatTheDoorDown to Operation Patdown to Operation Lockdown."

RonZookonRedBull commented on Breaking!: Plaxico Burress May Have A Sore Leg

"@Sports-Pun: More likely he will be listed as: QUESTIONABLE: WR Burress (leg ventilation issues)"

RonZookonRedBull commented on The French Get A Real Kick Out Of Stretcher Mishaps

"Hey, cut the dude some slack."

RonZookonRedBull commented on Alex Rodriguez's Madonna Problem Is Not Going Away

"@MattinglysSideburns: And right after a Holiday too."

RonZookonRedBull commented on "Wonderful Boyfriend" Makes Up Other Half Of Iowa Bathroom Sex Team

"@Dick Valentine: "Commode Beef" would also be appropriate."

RonZookonRedBull commented on Movement afoot by Chicagoans

"If this somehow results in Ronnie Woo-Woo being pistol-whipped by the Secret Service, I'm all for it."

RonZookonRedBull commented on The Penn State Nittany Lion

"He was then attacked by a cougar in the men's room."

RonZookonRedBull commented on "Wonderful Boyfriend" Makes Up Other Half Of Iowa Bathroom Sex Team

"@blastitbiggs: Idiots Out Wanking Around?"

RonZookonRedBull commented on "Wonderful Boyfriend" Makes Up Other Half Of Iowa Bathroom Sex Team

"@UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen: Say no more!"

RonZookonRedBull commented on Anonymous Anti-Weis Source Hints That Ditching The Ineffective Coach Is Possible

"@Yinka Double Dare: However he has built zero relationships with anything below his waist."