"I mean, when's the last time you saw Maya Angelou box out?"

- I've said this once, and I'll say it again. The '83 Sixers don't win the title without Angelou's work on the boards.
Don't get me started on Hummers and Denver.

- Denny Neagle
Jeter doesn't really "play" shortstop, he "leads" shortstop.
On the plus side, he does get to meet Tony Randall a lot.
Reminds me when Frank Chance pulled the same stunt at the Cubs 1908 parade.

/*sigh*
We are waiting for our "first" starting QB when he gets his chance in Denver.

- smiling Christians
As a Bulls fan I am hoping someone pays money for another man's Deng.
Which one is Halladay and which one is Lincecum?
His landlord also did not permit Canseco to retreive his spellcheck.
One Love but many drinks.
@two dollar seats: I would have also accepted...

- Scottie Pippen
Can we have her race Tyson Gay?
Dave Matthews tried to poison Chicago's waters so it may have been a conspiracy.
"and doing 300-yard sprints in 50-yard increments."

- Albert Haynesworth is now scared straight.
Reggie Bush wants to know if he can download the photo or just exactly what the ground rules are now.
I've been wondering who are the imposters wearing a (Cubs, Mets, Red Sox, Tigers, Angels) uniform all baseball season.

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Needs more Lincecum and Zito
Pictured: Someone who fell asleep at the wheel and someone who didn't.
There is no mention of this event on his Wikipedia page so I am not able to believe that any of this is true.
Any mention of Jeff George?
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