Sandburgh commented on Sexting Tiger Threatened To "Slap, Spank, Bite and Fuck Till Mercy"

"Tiger:Sent: 3: 08 PM 09/09/2009: Congrats on winning the US Open Tiger:Sent: 3:10 PM 09/09/2009: Whoops, sorry, meant to send that to Roger."

Sandburgh commented on How Cute, He Throws Just Like A Real Quarterback!

"Strengths: Rubber Bracelets Weaknesses: Throwing Motion - NFL Scout"

Sandburgh commented on Ron Washington Tested Positive For Cocaine Last Year, Which, Let's Be Honest, Is Pretty Awesome

"Explains all of the hit-and-run calls with nobody on base."

Sandburgh commented on Less Rex Ryan To Love

"The thing that gets me is, my cholesterol is fine, my blood pressure is fine."

Sandburgh commented on Jackie Gleason Shows Us The Proper Way To Bomb On TV: With Self-Deprecation And Booze

"I want my talk shows to have cue cards, cackling band leaders, and Viagra and/or Tiger Woods jokes."

Sandburgh commented on Johnny Bench: On Drugs Or Just Old And Batty?

"We are now learning the long-term effects of one-handed catching"

Sandburgh commented on Yup, That's Some Blackface At A Hockey Game

"Meanwhile, at the Montreal game, Michael Bluth found himself seated in front of some racist Canadians."

Sandburgh commented on Mengke Bateer's Second Career Only Slightly More Absurd Than His First

"Get me the non-union Chinese Tarintino equivalent."