SantaBarbaraWahoo commented on Au revoir, Giant Hefty Bag:

"Minnesota public bathroom stalls; a pansexual buffet."

SantaBarbaraWahoo commented on Dissing Randy Moss, 68-Yard Field Goal Attempt, And NFL In 3D?

"@CheesyBaconyGoodness: Happy to see I'm not the only one who finds that part of the commercial comical."

SantaBarbaraWahoo commented on Time For 2008 SHOTY Nominations

"@formerly Chief Wahoo: Seconded (or third-ed)."

SantaBarbaraWahoo commented on The A-11 Offense Will Revolutionize Football, Make You Dizzy

"I wonder how this offense affects these kids' prospects in the recruiting process, where their positions in the A-11 don't necessarily have an analogue. That said, pretty awesome to see this; it's like Wildcat on speed."

SantaBarbaraWahoo commented on 0-16 Is Upon Us. Jamboroo, Week 11, Featuring King Diamond, Poop, And Mongolian Wok

"@Sports-Pun: Would make a good commenter handle."

SantaBarbaraWahoo commented on The Philadelphia Eagles Organization Will Not Allow Reporters to Surf for Smut On Their Time

"Anyone else find it offensive that a football stadium's network would ban Deadspin, a site about, um, sports?"

SantaBarbaraWahoo commented on Playboy Magazine Wants YOU, The Deadspin Commentariat!

"Start cutting the 'roids injections with water; it'll make it last longer."

SantaBarbaraWahoo commented on Jamboroo, Week 7. Featuring: Red Zone Channel, AJ Hawk’s DMB Love Affair, And Boiled Peanuts

"Glad to see that I'm not the only one with an unnatural attraction to Campbell Brown."

SantaBarbaraWahoo commented on Michael Phelps Gill Nets Him A Keeper

"@Doyle McPoyle: I hardly think he'd want to draw attention to that, Charlie."

SantaBarbaraWahoo commented on Stanford Lineman Does Not Like Notre Dame

"@Jews For Purple Jesus: I think Chris was rather restrained. /Dana"