There is no better place to fart than early morning church. As the sins from the night before silently escape my body, I found no greater joy than watching the facial expressions of those around me turn sour. Especially knowing that they can't do anything because one musn't talk during mass. Bonus points for old folk who still have a keen sense of smell a weak sense of decorum.
Sidenote: sharting is the absolute worst. If I can't trust my own asshole, WHO CAN I TRUST?
Sidenote: sharting is the absolute worst. If I can't trust my own asshole, WHO CAN I TRUST?
I'm so ronery I often find myself falling into a North Korean accent for hours at a time. My dry cleaner hates me.
Where will she hold her balls?
I think #15 is right, Zack Morris did have it rough #deadspindecadium
Favre is more comfortable in a Wrangler
Ohh, thumb outside fist when punching.
Lesson learned.
How would you like that squirt?
On my tits.
-Choire
/I bet she has a great rack
I didn't know you were into awesome 'splosions too, Dash. Must have missed that in your fleshbot profile.
Trojan Season? I thought that was in the spring when I give up having unprotected sex for Lent.
@HebrewHammer: Of course, if there isn't, Tommy always supported playing in the mud.
Why couldn't they promote Clint to acting General Manager. His acting skills are unmatched.
/Back to you.
/Back to you.
I think I paid $100 for a Detroit Shock Job in Vegas 2 weeks ago, couldn't afford a ZJ.
@son of spam: I think the compass has the pointy end, but I failed art 3 times.
I now enjoy couscous. My life is over.
@Gourmet Spud: And what about the commentariat between 23 and 24?
Checks birth certificate, alt-tabs away as boss walks by.
We're all fucked.
Don't say it so sullenly. Its Yahoo! Sports
W was all over this well before Obama jumped on
Is that a Mannywood t-shirt in the top left? I hope that doesn't ruin the story...
Who took the picture?
Finally the spin will center squarely on the East Coast.
/Thanks Rick. Well done.
