Don't worry Hurricane fans, he'll still show up at your playoff games and blow your warning horn.
@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Let's not forget eating from that jar of sausages.
Oh, John Daly, you raggamuffin, you.
Is he making the "O" or the "H"?
\Am I doing this right?
In Soviet Russia, you don't choose Junior College, Junior College chooses you.
@Count Antonio Alfonseca Rugen's Sixth Finger: How's it sold? Good and cold!
In other news, tomorrow marks the 35th anniversary of "Cleveland Get's the Shits" day.
Finally, a race in which Bengie Molina would have a chance to be competitive.
@FEAST: Due, undoubtedly, to the red apple it was holding.
What a severe blow this will be to our efforts in keeping Simona Halep well endowed.
waiting for a chance at the most coveted of baseball keepsakes
Receiving a "High Six" from Antonio Alfonseca?
My question is why couldn't she land a better guy than Skippy? WTF!... amiright?
Satchel Paige would just be gettin warmed up.
I wouldn't be able to throw out Sid Bream either with that bulky-ass writ band on.
\still bitter
@sir_pantsalot: Simply brilliant.
@Karlifornia: I shoot a left-handed free throw of disgust in your general direction.
James Harrison likes these pictures.
The "real" reason Greene landed on the DL?
You guessed it, anal fissures.
What, no one has made the "Milkshake Stand" nightmare comment yet?
That broad has some nice pierogies on her.
