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"If nothing else, Lorenzo White and Stu Scott approve of his crazy ass eyes."

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"Doesn't he Captain the Northwestern in King Crab season?"

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"Charlie Weiss, still leading the NCAA in "frontbuttage"."

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Evgeni Merkin commented on The Return Of Pacman, Ocho Bencho, And 'At The Movies' With Tony Romo And A Homeless Guy

"Ocho Cinco Mucho Stinko"

Evgeni Merkin commented on The NHL will not tolerate

"I had to type Semen and Facial to cast my vote."

Evgeni Merkin commented on Faltering Bills Encouraged By Female Makeout Session

"@joe: Neither, he just saw his brah approching with new brew-hahs."

Evgeni Merkin commented on Longtime print reporter faces

"But what will Lenny Dykstra use to cover himself with while he sleeps?"

Evgeni Merkin commented on Brian Cuban Would Like You To Know That His Brother Is Not Martha Stewart

"Brian Cuban..."

Evgeni Merkin commented on The FCC-sponsored NASCAR ride

"Welcome to the John Andretti line of NASCAR thinking: 1.) Qualify 40th to 43rd, or use Andretti last name provisional.2.) Begin race, circle track 10-20 times.3.) Crash FANTASTICALLY, taking out a quality driver or two."