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"@Steve U: At least Briere had the balls to stork up for one of his players."

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"Fiddy's boys never cared for the way that Marv used to downplay Adam Graves' contribution to the penalty kill, and they were letting him know in no uncertain terms."

ScientificMapp commented on This Is Why Anaheim Hockey Fans Can't Have Nice Things

"What American could possibly want a left-handed hockey stick?"

ScientificMapp commented on Is This The End Of Mark (And Baby) Mangino?

"Dash, you needed absolutely no excuse whatsoever to show that video."

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" What is the appropriate etiquette when you call a girl for a first date and she screens the call and doesn't pick up?"

ScientificMapp commented on Jenn Sterger's Post-Op Recovery Documented Via Twitter

"I checked Spanish Fanhouse to get help tracking down the missing boobs, but all that I could find was something about "una cara de mantequilla." #jennsterger"

ScientificMapp commented on ESPN Horndoggery Classic: Bill Creasy

" DiMarco claimed Creasy consistently made her feel uncomfortable with his use of the word "cunt" As in, "P.S., your cunt is in the sink." #mediameltdowns"