Meanwhile, Joe Namath's face is on every Lego. He passed out in his grandkids' playroom again.
Just tear open a bag of Doritos and watch Viva Zapata.
More from the esteemed Mr. Rotten, summing up what AJ is doing over at Gawker.
I am a domesticated man, and so I'm very good at being told what to do. I had my marching orders.
Drew should open his own fast-food chain: Judgment at NuremBurger
No, but I'll look for it on Netflix.
Endtroducing..., which is one of the only albums I downloaded from Napster 10 years ago, and I still have the MP3s.
The last WW1 vet died today. My great-grandfather fought in the war and stood in a group of soldiers who got a pep talk from Black Jack Pershing in France. Anyone else have a family veteran from the Great War?
Meanwhile, our favorite caricature of a racist Boston fan would only be satisfied with Aaron Hernandez doing "The Sprinkler."
Gronkowski is just rehearsing for his audition on Simon Cowell's new show, The Non-Factor.
generally making a high-school A.V. club hash of the entire production.
The Canadian feed of the 2004 ALCS was equally predictable. The entire game was just a close up
OF SOCK
This one too.
Now I just feel silly. :(
Great song from Breaking Bad, which I'm also now having to purchase on iTunes since Netflix only goes up to season 3.
Todd Haley doesn't even know who the fuck Omar Epps is. Do you think he has time to watch movies or hospital dramas? He eats, sleeps and dumps football.
While you're at it, Eli, stop pulling your pants halfway down your thighs when you take a leak at the urinal.
How am I supposed to have time to drink 12 beers when I'm so busy beating my wife?
Yawn. Call me when you can produce a photo of Lauren Scruggs buying a copy of Blender.
As explained by a red-faced editor's note
"How. We wish-um to return $26 in beads. Please vacate island before Great Disk sleep."
Size medium, eh? So A.J. probably just rolled them up at the bottom a few dozen times so he didn't trip.
Tom Yawkey was always more of a Members Only guy.
