<![CDATA[Comments from SeaSalt]]> <![CDATA[Comments from SeaSalt]]> <![CDATA[SeaSalt commented on Media Approval Ratings: David Aldridge]]> ES.............PN

]]> <![CDATA[SeaSalt commented on Here She Comes, Here Comes Speed Racer]]> It's nice to see Craig Kilborn working again

]]> <![CDATA[SeaSalt commented on Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> I believe he purchased Bobby Phills' Porsche with the card as well- David Wesley, however, refused to race him

]]> <![CDATA[SeaSalt commented on Gamecock And Blowie, Together At Last]]> All that blowfish needs to start a band is a non-threatening black lead singer...hmmm... ideas?

]]> <![CDATA[SeaSalt commented on Inglorious Bastardization]]> Haim and Feldman: Return to Cory

]]> <![CDATA[SeaSalt commented on Gus Johnson Is Still The Dancing Queen]]> STEVEN A PREFERS ACE OF BASE

]]> <![CDATA[SeaSalt commented on Michael Jordan Vs. "The Sheen Machine"]]> Michael and Kirk Douglas would have gotten their asses kicked

]]> <![CDATA[SeaSalt commented on How The West (And The MVP) Might Have Been Won]]> Ok- Here we go...
Yes, Suit, Kid, Dude, Kid, Dude, Probably- I've been kind of hard up lately

]]> <![CDATA[SeaSalt commented on The West Virginia Power's Mascot Has A Rather Large Package]]> Charlie should be wearing the WHITE power jersey- I'm hoping those are still for sale

]]> <![CDATA[SeaSalt commented on Back When Men Were Men, And The Prose Was Purple]]> I always get mad when people make assumptions about things they didn't read or movies they haven't seen. I'm making an exception here. I didn't read this, but a brief glimpse at the beginning tells me it is lower than whale shit. Apparently that whole $3.90 to write a column here still applies.

]]> <![CDATA[SeaSalt commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Nazis please buckle your seatbelts. We are about to dive. --DasBoot1941

]]> <![CDATA[SeaSalt commented on There's Plenty Of NBA Still Worth Watching]]> Nikki is currently reading a Mitch Albom book. I don't have a joke... and I don't think I need one.

]]> <![CDATA[SeaSalt commented on Piling On Chris Henry, Just Once More]]> I guess now he can tell people that the NFL tatoo on his hand simply meant Not For Long

]]> <![CDATA[SeaSalt commented on Joel Zumaya, Still Rocking]]> that wasn't even funny, but I was able to squeeze "Gyno Pomare" into a comment

]]> <![CDATA[SeaSalt commented on Joel Zumaya, Still Rocking]]> @Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter: Gyno Pomare has a new take on your "guitar gyro"

]]> <![CDATA[SeaSalt commented on I Can't Even Think About Doing This Without Falling Down]]> If an elevator is gonna speak anything, it should speak American--

/Keitel

]]> <![CDATA[SeaSalt commented on The Bikini Girls Could Still Be In Maxim!]]> Yes, lose 10 pounds, dude, yes- How the hell did Corky get to sit with the bikini girls?

]]> <![CDATA[SeaSalt commented on Do Not Light A Match Around Manu Ginobili Right Now]]> "LA"marcus Aldridge- that is all

]]> <![CDATA[SeaSalt commented on Lakers Fans Are A Figment Of Our Imagination]]> douchebags>lakers fans

]]> <![CDATA[SeaSalt commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> This is just a small step in Lindsey's career when she will some day be working at a Tijuana donkey show- ladyvictory 69

]]> <![CDATA[SeaSalt commented on Our Hero Peggy Noonan Writes World's Best Political Column]]> Peggy was most excited about the cocktober feature apparently... she's been going through the archives.

]]> <![CDATA[SeaSalt commented on Clintons Continue To Take As Many Political Risks As Possible]]> @Scott-san: Please don't forget to leave the "bag of salt water taffy dicks" that you suggested I try before you leave. I'm from Oregon and have not had the opportunity to enjoy a tasty southern snack like that.

]]> <![CDATA[SeaSalt commented on Clintons Continue To Take As Many Political Risks As Possible]]> @drunkandhorny: Sorry, I guess I was labeling them as douchebags, but I guess you are correct- they deserve their own special category.

]]> <![CDATA[SeaSalt commented on Clintons Continue To Take As Many Political Risks As Possible]]> Dear Florida,
We hereby renounce your statehood. As if the the fact that your state is comprised solely of douchebags and retirees wasn't enough, you've also managed to screw up multiple elections and create places like Orlando. Please untie your mooring ropes from Georgia and float off somewhere into the Atlantic where you can become a tax haven for KBR. That is all.

Sincerely,
America

]]> <![CDATA[SeaSalt commented on You, Too, Can Invest In A 25-Year Old Pitcher]]> Shorting Todd Van Poppel was the best financial decision of my life

]]> <![CDATA[SeaSalt commented on Bill Clinton Lies To 5-Year-Olds, Too]]> "You don't get married kid... especially not to a robot that holds your marital infidelities over your head every time an argument comes up." "I'm just saying...."

]]> <![CDATA[SeaSalt commented on Romney Headquarters Burglarized Again Because People Know He's Rich]]> G. Gordon Liddy is rolling over in his grave right now. Oh, fuck... he's not dead is he? Can someone fix that please?

]]> <![CDATA[SeaSalt commented on Financial Panic(!) To Steal Our Babies, Kill Concept of Fun]]> I believe this is what the fed is trying to say: "Make it rain bitches!"

/Pac Man Jones

]]> <![CDATA[SeaSalt commented on Ben Bernanke Saves Collapsed U.S. Economy!]]> mmmmmmm... good kool-aid. me happy now.

]]> <![CDATA[SeaSalt commented on We're Missing Cheney E-mails That Might Implicate Him? LIES!]]> Some of these Secret Service guys need to retire already.

]]> <![CDATA[SeaSalt commented on Drunk Drivers on Jihad Against Candidates' Kids]]> Warlocks are the enemies of God. If Harry Potter was in the old testament, he would be put to death... sorry, can't help it.... I'm watching Jesus Camp right now.

]]> <![CDATA[SeaSalt commented on Cry Those Tears of Dead Hope! Cry, Cry My Children!]]> I wonder if the 4 black people in New Hampshire voted for Obama?

]]> <![CDATA[SeaSalt commented on Does Huckabee Owe His Success To George Foreman's Grill?]]> If we put Cavuto's head in the Foreman grill, do you think we could reduce the size of it? Get rid of the extraneous tissue? God, that thing is monstrous.

]]> <![CDATA[SeaSalt commented on Romney's Political Pandering Pardoning Policy]]> Mr. Circosta should think about picking up that 'merican flag lying on the ground behind him before he poses for this picture. Start loving this country like the Mittster and maybe then he'll pardon you pal.

]]> <![CDATA[SeaSalt commented on John Bolton Hates Bush for Listening to a Girl]]> @Dr. Spaceman: Clip-on my friend... Clip on

]]> <![CDATA[SeaSalt commented on Casinos Good, Online Casinos Still Bad]]> Online gambling illegal? What's next? Pretty soon I'm gonna have to score my hookers off the street too. At least I won't have to argue with them about being a poor representation of the girl on the website.

]]> <![CDATA[SeaSalt commented on I Only <3 Fat Huckabee]]> Former fatties have a lot in common with "ex-gays" and "recovering" alcoholics. They seem both happy and unstable at the same time. They love to talk about how they "used to be". We all know that the wrong word or situation will send them to the local kfc/bathhouse/liquor barn with a vengeance. Just wait til' Ahmadinejad calls Huck a porker at his first UN summit...

]]> <![CDATA[SeaSalt commented on "Don't Worry, Girls, We'll Protect You"]]> KBR is hoping they can do the same for their remaining female contractors. We wouldn't want anyone getting shot in the midst of an attempted rape, would we?

]]> <![CDATA[SeaSalt commented on Lobbyists' War For Christmas (Trees)]]> Having previously mistaken the loose "snow" on one of those fake frosted Christmas trees for a large rail of coke on my floor, I can say without a doubt that there is something in those trees... something amazing.

]]> <![CDATA[SeaSalt commented on Weather Alert!]]> The reason W's compound is so green? All the brush is cleared by hand. The reason our country is so completely fucked? All the brush is cleared by hand.

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