Jezzies-Scare-Me commented on "Big G", Plax and The Natural

"@J'No: I kept waiting for him to spew forth..."I want you to show me your swirlie move.""

Jezzies-Scare-Me commented on Is It At All Surprising That Alex Rodriguez Would Befriend Alicia Marie?

"Who knew that saying retarded things leads to looking, well...retarded. \Showing myself out"

Jezzies-Scare-Me commented on The real Ron Burgundy passes

"Of all the days to change my handle. Milk was a bad idea."

Jezzies-Scare-Me commented on About Last Night

"What you missed as your girlfriend went to visit her parents the same week you start your vacation...apparently my ability to drink like I used to"

Jezzies-Scare-Me commented on Media Approval Ratings: Braylon Edwards

"Braylon Edwards: -Drives a hummer-Holds minimalist attitude toward regulating debate content-O AN HE SEXY"

Jezzies-Scare-Me commented on Danilo Gallinari, Hero Of The South Bronx

"@the earl of weaver: <- Hand's Earl of Weaver a pair of latex gloves"

Jezzies-Scare-Me commented on Danilo Gallinari, Hero Of The South Bronx

"to make fun of them for not understand our sports culture, Funny, Deadspin commenters do the same thing to writers/editors who make typographical errors."

Jezzies-Scare-Me commented on Your Morning Video Wake Up Call

"Just to be clear...this means no more NBA* posts until September, right? *Excluding, stories about gunfire, drugs, and scantily clad women"

Jezzies-Scare-Me commented on About Last Night

"@shea_guevara: @UpstateUnderdog: Know why you can't get a blowjob on Long Island in August?>>>>>>>Cuz all the cocksuckers are in Saratoga. I'm here all week, try the veal."

Jezzies-Scare-Me commented on About Last Night

"Nibbles, you better be ready to press that cocaine lever in your cage all day long, cuz its way too fucking early to play the post to see comments game."

Jezzies-Scare-Me commented on About Last Night

"@UpstateUnderdog: Saratoga Springs... Home of the turning point of the revolutionary war, mineral baths, horse racing, and giant fucking penises*. *Really, once August starts this town is full of nothing but dicks."

Jezzies-Scare-Me commented on About Last Night

"Really, am I the first one to think of this?Just a small town girl, livin in a lonely worldShe took the midnight train goin anywhereJust a city boy, born and raised in south detroitHe took the midnight train goin anywhere A singer in a smokey roomA smell of wine and cheap perfumeFor a smile they can share the nightIt goes on and on and on and on Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevardTheir shadows searching in the nightStreetlight people, living just to find emotionHiding, somewhere in the night Working hard to get my fill,Everybody wants a thrillPayin anything to roll the dice,Just one more timeSome will win, some will loseSome were born to sing the bluesOh, the movie never endsIt goes on and on and on and on (chorus) Dont stop believinHold on to the feelinStreetlight peopleSo help me God, Rick...if this site goes dark at 6:45 today, we will find you."

Jezzies-Scare-Me commented on About Last Night

"What you missed while watching...well, see for yourself. [timesunion.com]"

Jezzies-Scare-Me commented on Introducing The Deadspin Morning Video Wrapup

"@AwfulAnnouncing: Gratuitous female nudity would be a great start."

Jezzies-Scare-Me commented on Introducing The Deadspin Morning Video Wrapup

""...shit, Gates doesn't have tits like that...what was I thinking" \Warren Buffet"

Jezzies-Scare-Me commented on About Last Night

"What you missed while avoiding Bill Goldberg's illegitimate, chainsaw wielding son [capitalnews9.com]"

Jezzies-Scare-Me commented on Every Inch Of Justin Miller Tells A Story

"Anywho...Hoosiers and Caddyshack were 2 of the first DVDs I ever bought...its cool to see a lot of familiar names, and dear lord I hope Boston chokes huge."

Jezzies-Scare-Me commented on Every Inch Of Justin Miller Tells A Story

"Go figure...the one night of the year I try to make an DU!AN post, and Nibbles is on a Meth bender."