"to make fun of them for not understand our sports culture,
Funny, Deadspin commenters do the same thing to writers/editors who make typographical errors."
"@shea_guevara: @UpstateUnderdog: Know why you can't get a blowjob on Long Island in August?>>>>>>>Cuz all the cocksuckers are in Saratoga.
I'm here all week, try the veal."
"Nibbles, you better be ready to press that cocaine lever in your cage all day long, cuz its way too fucking early to play the post to see comments game."
"@UpstateUnderdog: Saratoga Springs...
Home of the turning point of the revolutionary war, mineral baths, horse racing, and giant fucking penises*.
*Really, once August starts this town is full of nothing but dicks."
"Really, am I the first one to think of this?Just a small town girl, livin in a lonely worldShe took the midnight train goin anywhereJust a city boy, born and raised in south detroitHe took the midnight train goin anywhere
A singer in a smokey roomA smell of wine and cheap perfumeFor a smile they can share the nightIt goes on and on and on and on
Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevardTheir shadows searching in the nightStreetlight people, living just to find emotionHiding, somewhere in the night
Working hard to get my fill,Everybody wants a thrillPayin anything to roll the dice,Just one more timeSome will win, some will loseSome were born to sing the bluesOh, the movie never endsIt goes on and on and on and on
(chorus)
Dont stop believinHold on to the feelinStreetlight peopleSo help me God, Rick...if this site goes dark at 6:45 today, we will find you."
"Anywho...Hoosiers and Caddyshack were 2 of the first DVDs I ever bought...its cool to see a lot of familiar names, and dear lord I hope Boston chokes huge."
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