Not gonna lie, absolutely cracked up at "we just beat AlaBAMA!"
Also, "this isn't basketball." This girl's awesome.
Also, "this isn't basketball." This girl's awesome.
In a PR move, KG will end up doing a benefit with Russell Crowe.
@ScientificMapp: CALVINBALL!
I'm ALSO going to a wedding this weekend and have been promised a short service. If it turns out my friend is marrying KOGOD, this weekend just got interesting.
Sadly, though, mine's in Massachusetts. Alas. At least it's open bar.
Sadly, though, mine's in Massachusetts. Alas. At least it's open bar.
Best. Deadspin Day. Ever.
I laughed for hours.
I laughed for hours.
It's the 911 phone call that gets me.
The best one was mentioned in the comments since it didn't clear. "Finally, I get my pony." - JonBenet
I mean... that's awesome.
I mean... that's awesome.
February 1st, 2007.
Should be nominated every year until the end of time, and if I have to keep coming back to do it, so be it.
Should be nominated every year until the end of time, and if I have to keep coming back to do it, so be it.
Who's more the alcoholic: the guy who drinks every night, gets buzzed, and goes to bed, or the guy who goes out one night a week, gets plastered, acts a fool, and pisses himself?
If I say Detroit out loud, do you automatically have to say "what?" if you hear me?
Follow up: Is Detroit 187 terrible, bland, or just kinda eh?
Follow up: Is Detroit 187 terrible, bland, or just kinda eh?
Crack.
Is it true you hacked twitter to obtain more followers, so you could notify more people about this chat?
TO Dan Shaughnessy: I don't think you're a racist. I think you're a pathetic, vindictive, petty, abusive little runt who gleefully attempts to strip away all that is good and pure about sports by injecting your columns with hatred and condescension. It pains me that people are still subjected to your drivel, and I hope this leads to the end of your undeserved tenure back home. But no, I don't think you're a racist.
Yeah, because being in the same time zone, and getting tape delay is ridiculous! So is...
Huh. That's strange. I had this strange sense of Deja Vu...
Olbermann replied to Deadspin? This is the greatest upset since the glorious run of Francis Ouimet!
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