the.outlaw.jose.mourinho commented on The Best Way To Ensure Your Child's College Years Get Off To The Right Start

"chelsea is not special. -- inter's new special one."

the.outlaw.jose.mourinho commented on The Best Way To Ensure Your Child's College Years Get Off To The Right Start

"and i thought FSU always claimed that UF girls were ugly? point."

the.outlaw.jose.mourinho commented on The Best Way To Ensure Your Child's College Years Get Off To The Right Start

"no student from the university of florida wears jorts..."

the.outlaw.jose.mourinho commented on To Watch Tonight

"cesar cedeno's unveiling was way bigger than this."

the.outlaw.jose.mourinho commented on The Inane "Cubs Fans-White Sox Fans: Who's Hotter?" Debate Rages On

"jenn sterger at a cubs game doesn't constitute fan... otherwise that is saying that Dartmouth fans are hotter than [insert school that sterger hasn't visited here] [www.dartmouth.edu]"

the.outlaw.jose.mourinho commented on Live Blog: Belmont Stakes

"at least obama won..."

the.outlaw.jose.mourinho commented on Steroid Dealer David Jacobs Gave Himself Unfortunate Nickname

"his nickname should be..."

the.outlaw.jose.mourinho commented on Terrell Owens Can't Seem To Avoid Getting Photographed Near Jiggling Buttocks

"where's ned when you need him?"

the.outlaw.jose.mourinho commented on Terrell Owens Can't Seem To Avoid Getting Photographed Near Jiggling Buttocks

"damn it..."

the.outlaw.jose.mourinho commented on Terrell Owens Can't Seem To Avoid Getting Photographed Near Jiggling Buttocks

"TO will just pissed when this photo surfaces because this time they caught him hanging out with Chris Daughtry and smiling while having a backstage pass to the David Archuleta review on opening night."

the.outlaw.jose.mourinho commented on Terrell Owens Can't Seem To Avoid Getting Photographed Near Jiggling Buttocks

"T.O."

the.outlaw.jose.mourinho commented on Ryan Howard And His Dancing Turkey Neck

"with women that look like that..."

the.outlaw.jose.mourinho commented on Hello, Barber, I Think I'd Like The 'Hobo Antennae' Today

"Sanjaya Malakar wants Hirshey Highway to give them something to talk about other than hair, hair, hair. Hirsute yourself."

the.outlaw.jose.mourinho commented on Apparently, The Jennie Finchification Of Softball Is Under Way

"@THE hoi polloi: i did place that caveat in my discussion. but the evidence is there... caitlin lowe in street clothes is an average chick - put her in the arizona uni and the entire male population would love to plant her into the outfield wall. if i dated mowatt - she'd only be allowed to wear the #9."

the.outlaw.jose.mourinho commented on Apparently, The Jennie Finchification Of Softball Is Under Way

"its the magic of the arizona softball uni. you put it on *anybody and they look hotter. *monica abbott and rebecca lobo need not apply."

the.outlaw.jose.mourinho commented on Okay, That Was Kind Of Exciting

"if i coach."

the.outlaw.jose.mourinho commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

"As a resident of Canada, I'm sick of having this loft apartment over a really good party..."