Sherrill-Theory commented on University Perfumes Smell Like Late-Teen School Spirit

"@Yostal: Ironically, so does Notre Dame's."

Sherrill-Theory commented on NFL Season Preview: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

"Remember: While they never intended to keep Simms, they waited until the end of camp to cut him. So yes, while I wholeheartedly concur that the Cowboys are gay, it was the Bucs who buttfucked Spleen Boy."

Sherrill-Theory commented on Afternoon Blogdome: Brett Favre And His Plaque Of Lies

"This new feature will allow local fans the opportunity to put their creative football knowledge to use by creating their own play, with the chosen scheme to be used by the WCU coaches in a game." One imagines running "The Annexation of Puerto Rico" would merely kick off a second War of Northern Aggression."

Sherrill-Theory commented on Jon Stewart on George W. Bush

"Does this give him carte blanche to run over Coco Crisp with an ATV?"

Sherrill-Theory commented on Former Patriots safety Tebucky

"The fact that Tebucky has Abe Vigoda's eyebrows: also sad."

Sherrill-Theory commented on Next time, I'm definitely

"@Marcel Mutoni: We don't hold it against you ..."

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Sherrill-Theory commented on PTI Goes Missing, NFL Trades And Stu Scott Gets No Respect

"@I'm Hafner the man I used to be: "In case you haven't noticed -- and judging from the attendance, you haven't -- the Indians have shown some signs of life recently, and are actually threatening to climb out of the cellar...""

Sherrill-Theory commented on PTI Goes Missing, NFL Trades And Stu Scott Gets No Respect

"One thing is clear: The less Zorn talks this season, the better Washington will be ..."

Sherrill-Theory commented on The Unhinged, Passionate Fury Of One H.G. Bissinger Reveals Itself Again

"Coming up next on My Three Sons, Robbie, Chip and Ernie watch their dad get his ass kicked!!"