Slant6 commented on To Watch Tonight

"Being cheap, and a lightweight, I have beer monocle."

Slant6 commented on You Will Never Think Of The Drew Brothers The Same Way Again

"Gaylord Perry / Jim Perry slash fiction involves more spitballing."

Slant6 commented on Chinese Badminton Bad Boy, Super Dan, Sets the Ladies Swooning

"Super Dave > Super Dan > Dan and Dave"

Slant6 commented on Chinese Badminton Bad Boy, Super Dan, Sets the Ladies Swooning

"Camera angles and bent knees can't obscure the fact that Dan's "hanging" about 14 inches off the ground."

Slant6 commented on Steve Bartman Offered $25k for a Single Autograph

""Thanks guys, here's the ID - Bartman - but why are you holding your convention in an abandoned slaughterhouse and where is everybody?" /Second to last words"

Slant6 commented on Joakim Soria's Nickname Is Blogger Tested, Mexican Approved

"@josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: We could settle a lot of questions - Danica vs."

Slant6 commented on Joakim Soria's Nickname Is Blogger Tested, Mexican Approved

"Waiting for the inevitable showdown between Joakim Soria and Karl Malone outside a Quinceanera./ducks"

Slant6 commented on How Do You Feel About Vanity Plates?

"It's like getting a tattoo on your head - is there anything you need to tell everyone that badly?"

Slant6 commented on What's Your Mostest/Leastest Favorite Bumper Sticker?

""Get off crack before Jesus gets back!" Spotted on a van in central Jersey, deep in the heart of the 80s."