If only Poland had thrown more than 14 defenders at the Germans, WWII could have been nipped in the bud.
Shouldn't we start calling them honker beaters? I don't think any NCAA gym has used a buzzer in 25 years.
@BlylevenTheDude: Is it supposed to be a play on Dane Cook? I don't get it either.
Damn, that puck got posterized.
Whoa, whoa Nate, didn't you listen to Joe Buck? He clearly told us how a play like this is "absolutely not to be explained."
@SavetoFavorites: Oh, he's been dodgy all year.
Shouldn't she be doing the sign language with her feet for this broadcast?
He looks tickled orange to me.
@VTBen: The Great Sports Debate will be pre-empted for the live coverage.
Who was driving that car, Tom Cruise's son from War of the Worlds?
I think the term is jacks-in-the-box.

/Saffired
@Alaron: Pedro Martinez agrees.
Anyone else see the Picture of Nectar album cover?
Wow, she really fumbled that memoir.
Brand new stadium. Same old douche bags.
I was at the Pine Tar Game. We were right behind the Royals dugout when Brett came storming out. After the game, a number of fans waited outside the stadium for the Royals to come out to their team bus. As the villain finally made his appearance, the assembled crowd chanted "cheater, cheater, cheater!" As you may imagine, this was the coolest thing my 9 year old mind had ever seen.
@UweBollocks: If I'm remembering correctly, he just figured out the pattern of the board, and then pushed button at the exact right time so he would always hit "big bucks." I don't think that qualifies as scamming, any more than stealing another baseball team's signs is cheating.
Man, this Paul the Octopus story really has some legs.
I presume she'll get cauliflowers on Valentine's Day.
Plus, I've never seen a strip club DJ who wasn't a complete scumbag.

And also stupid. I once watched an episode of Seinfeld with a DJ at Scores in NYC (friend of a friend at the place I was crashing) and he referred to the television show as a "movie" 3 times:

"This is a funny movie."
"Have you seen this movie before?"
"What a movie!"
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