<![CDATA[Comments from SpandexEnthusiast]]> <![CDATA[Comments from SpandexEnthusiast]]> <![CDATA[SpandexEnthusiast commented on Truly Epical Failurosity]]> Blame it on Justin Timberlake, when he started leading the "Let's go Lakers" chant.

or not, he wakes up to Jessica Biel every morning- he can do what he wants

]]> <![CDATA[SpandexEnthusiast commented on Freddie Mitchell Just Keeps On Keepin' On]]> Freddie 4th and 26 Mitchell is now
Freddie with 26 Mitchell.

DO you believe his jersey is the only eagles paraphanalia I own?

/ unsure now whether to hang head in shame or be proud enough to wear it tomorrow

]]> <![CDATA[SpandexEnthusiast commented on Never Underestimate The Sex Appeal Of A Phillies' Fan Sidewalk-Napping In Her Own Chunk]]> Wait no it's not. I came home from citizens bank park without shoes...

]]> <![CDATA[SpandexEnthusiast commented on Never Underestimate The Sex Appeal Of A Phillies' Fan Sidewalk-Napping In Her Own Chunk]]> Crap was that me?

]]> <![CDATA[SpandexEnthusiast commented on Has Jason Taylor Cha-Cha'd His Way Out Of Miami?]]> I'm sure they'll negotiate something.. Like Jason can come back ONLY....if he promises to bring that attractive dance partner in her tiny clothing as a peace offering.

]]> <![CDATA[SpandexEnthusiast commented on We Give In To Our Internal Surrender Monkey]]> Will, please come back with a picture of yourself looking like that...THEN I will forgive you for taking Memorial Day off.

]]> <![CDATA[SpandexEnthusiast commented on Last Chance For All Your Spurs Bile]]> Which One is Eva Longoria????

]]> <![CDATA[SpandexEnthusiast commented on Previewing the Running of the Horses]]> I'm placing my bet on Big Brown; I just hope he delivers his package on time...

/crickets

]]> <![CDATA[SpandexEnthusiast commented on About Last Night...]]> @Cinco Ocho: John Daly in 6 months

]]> <![CDATA[SpandexEnthusiast commented on About Last Night...]]> Christmas Ape should relax on the turkey dinners and egg nog..

]]> <![CDATA[SpandexEnthusiast commented on Papelbon's Control Goes On The Lam]]> Good to see Sexon make contact with something- even if it was the pitcher- perhaps it will give him some momentum into the next game.

shit.

]]> <![CDATA[SpandexEnthusiast commented on Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> he was just auditioning his family for SuperNanny

]]> <![CDATA[SpandexEnthusiast commented on Even A-Rod's Wife Questions Her Husband's Masculinity]]> John Daly is not impressed with those pathetic excuses for man boobs

]]> <![CDATA[SpandexEnthusiast commented on To Watch Tonight]]> Wait? That was the WNBA orientation?

]]> <![CDATA[SpandexEnthusiast commented on Da Meat Hook Likes a Good Rubdown]]> No about how much Hillary Clinton lost on her bet on Eight Belles?

]]> <![CDATA[SpandexEnthusiast commented on They're Ready to Run For the Roses]]> well we all know who Eight Bells is frolicing with in the green pastures of heaven...

]]> <![CDATA[SpandexEnthusiast commented on They're Ready to Run For the Roses]]> Eight Bells injured.

Barbaro lives on.

]]> <![CDATA[SpandexEnthusiast commented on They're Ready to Run For the Roses]]> That trophy is about as big as Costas

]]> <![CDATA[SpandexEnthusiast commented on Inside the Infield at Churchill Downs]]> I thought the Derby was the civilized rich people Triple Crown event?

I thought white trash, binge drinking horse racing fans (myself)were relegated to The Preakness

/holding preakness in-field pass

]]> <![CDATA[SpandexEnthusiast commented on Your Derby Morning Horsey Preview]]> My morning project has involved trying to tape an old elf lawn ornament and some fruit onto a hat.

]]> <![CDATA[SpandexEnthusiast commented on War Emblem Isn't Interested In Breeding; Not That There's Anything Wrong With That]]> He's just tired of paying all that child support.

]]> <![CDATA[SpandexEnthusiast commented on Arizona State Cheerleaders Executed For Brazen Half-Nakedness]]> @MitchKayak:
you are assuming ASU has standards then?

]]> <![CDATA[SpandexEnthusiast commented on Arizona State Cheerleaders Executed For Brazen Half-Nakedness]]> Ok, taking down Lienart, Smith, and TO is one thing...but now helpless cheerleaders prancing around and posing in their underwear?

shame on them

]]> <![CDATA[SpandexEnthusiast commented on And It's C-m Rocket In The Lead!]]> @Jefferson Short Bus:
I heard Paulette Dean Daly is the Horse you get the most miles out of.

]]> <![CDATA[SpandexEnthusiast commented on Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady]]> Brady Quinn would like his tiara back..Jeff can keep the lady.

]]> <![CDATA[SpandexEnthusiast commented on Roger Clemens, 15-Year-Old Country Singers, OxyContin, Stolen Trucks And You]]> @ltwinslow: wait,it was YOU who knocked up Jamie Lynn Spears?

]]> <![CDATA[SpandexEnthusiast commented on 1st Round, Fourteenth Overall: Bears Select Chris Williams]]> What's with that tag? Orton's sober side.......

I'll believe it when I see it.

]]> <![CDATA[SpandexEnthusiast commented on 1st Round, Fourteenth Overall: Bears Select Chris Williams]]> Start growing your neckbeard now kid.

]]> <![CDATA[SpandexEnthusiast commented on 1st Round, Twelveth Overall: Broncos Select Ryan Clady]]> But HOW is this kid going to adjust to playing on non neon blue turf?

]]> <![CDATA[SpandexEnthusiast commented on 1st Round, Fourth Overall: Raiders Select Darren McFadden]]> "prefered jersey of gang members everywhere"

Wait, mcfadden's jersey is probably the only I'm considering investing in thusfar...

Shit.

]]> <![CDATA[SpandexEnthusiast commented on Now, Majerle's Miffed At TheDirty.com]]> Thunder Dan shows Lienart how its done- without the beer bong.

]]> <![CDATA[SpandexEnthusiast commented on Die, Bruins, Die!]]> I thought that was Pete Carroll killing off UCLA qb's, not the Lord Almighty

]]> <![CDATA[SpandexEnthusiast commented on Tragedy In The Big D]]> @Sandy Magic Jackson: I believe the newsboy cap is a Brady staple...

Tony Romo, one more step closer to becoming the white trash version of Tom Brady

]]> <![CDATA[SpandexEnthusiast commented on Flee To The Cleve Tonight, Everybody]]> @Token_Tennis_Fan: minus Brady Quinn...

]]> <![CDATA[SpandexEnthusiast commented on Flee To The Cleve Tonight, Everybody]]> Lebron's just employing that trick I use with my dog: you blow in his nose and hes drops the ball

]]> <![CDATA[SpandexEnthusiast commented on Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> That is the face of a man who enjoyed his shower...

]]> <![CDATA[SpandexEnthusiast commented on Stephen Colbert Unveils Latest In Philadelphia Sporting Attire]]> As a Philadelphian, it pains me to admit I have a vague interest in purchasing one of those...

]]> <![CDATA[SpandexEnthusiast commented on Nothing Good Comes Out Of A Bottle Of Belvedere]]> Dana swills Belvedere and shouts obsenities and makes innapropriate jokes about Mike and Mike? EVERYTHING good come out of a bottle of Belvedere

]]> <![CDATA[SpandexEnthusiast commented on The Very Limber Jason Taylor]]> I heard Dr. Tim Tebow is renown for his seminars on gynocology

]]> <![CDATA[SpandexEnthusiast commented on Tainted Muffins Make Jesus Cry]]> Olympic Sabatoge?!?! I'm thinking Tonya Harding is at the top of the suspect list right now...

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