Donte Stallworth killed a man. So did Dany Heatley.

That's a very poor attempt at moral equivalence where none exists.
@DaveyNC: Kuyt was behind the ball. Can't be offside when you're behind the ball.
Vick has been sacked 9 times in a game and a half. I'd project out how many sacks that would mean over the remaining 14 games, but there's no chance he'll be healthy that long, so there's no point.
I, for one, welcome our new on-pace-to-be-sacked-93-times overlord.
What I really want to see is a photograph from September, 2005, showing Reggie Bush in the "giving the Heisman back" pose.
I fail to see how illustrating the article with a picture of some total douchebag Yankee fan with a classic pedosmile is supposed to bolster your contention that Yankee fans aren't all criminals.

Oh, that's you? Uh, carry on, then.
Depends what you mean by "harder to win". If you mean "which competition does it take a better team to win", then Mourinho is absolutely right. If you mean "which competition is it less likely for a player or coach to win in his career", it's clearly the World Cup because of the annual vs. quadrennial thing. If it's "in which competition does a contending team face steeper odds at tournament's start", then Mourinho is right again, because there are fewer teams who have no shot and are just happy to be there in the Champions League.
Oh cool, Dez Bryant's also keeping a list of haters! Michael Irvin better watch his fucking back [Dallas Morning News].

You're confusing Dez Bryant with Roy Williams. Amusing, since Michael Irvin has trouble distinguishing between Roy Williams and empty air.
@Murray Hewitt: The one black guy in view. Hilarious. And by hilarious I mean "a sad reflection on our society".
@scoop.and.slam: Yes, what a terrible douche for coming to the defense of his badly outnumbered player. Also, you are fucking imagining things if you think Listach was "unloading" on Volstad. He held him down and kept him from hitting Morgan, nothing more.
"This is why I get annoyed with any women who complain about men objectifying them. First of all, just because a man thinks of you sexually doesn't mean he can't also think of you as a living, breathing person."

Being sexually attracted to a woman is not objectification. Using this scenario as a defense of "objectification" is just fucking moronic.
we saw he had on a 3/4 length Under Armor shit

I'd mock the typo, but, well, I think it's better this way.
Gosh, I can't wait to read what the ombudsman has to say about this. In September.
And of course, a uniquely North Sea version of Walking It Out

A few hundred miles off, there.
@Slapshot21: This is right up there with the "Britney Spears has one eye much higher than the other" realization for me. NOW I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING ELSE WHEN I LOOK AT HIS FACE.
@Feetsthss: Consider: Why do we excoriate Mitch Albom for writing a story ahead of time, and give a pass to Petchesky?
Hey, remember how Barry Petchesky argued that Ilya Kovalchuck's 17-year contract was completely illegal? He was right.

Hey, you remember how Barry Petchesky argued that there wasn't anything that the NHL could do about Ilya Kovalchuck's illegal 17-year contract? He wasn't right about that part, apparently.
@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: You're exactly right; that's the point. I just think it's interesting that, in order to illustrate his point that professional athletes don't lose to first-timers, Barry picked a guy who actually played professional baseball as his "first-timer".
Truly, the future of Michigan football on display.
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