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""Greenberg: "He's the type of kid everyone wants their kid to be like."

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"Hell 2 da naw, nope."

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"@The_Great_Philosopher_Testicles: I got your jumbo right here, baby. /love master"

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"At the Chick-Fil-A in Cincinnati's airport, there's a cute young woman who is from Bulgaria (another stereotype bites the dust)."

SpiroAgnewsGhost commented on BOCOG Vice President Wang Wei Wants You to Stop Bothering Him

"Protesting in Red China is like staying home after you just beat your woman: sooner or later, you're going to go to sleep."

SpiroAgnewsGhost commented on Salud, Chris Russo

"@shea_guevara: I disagree."

SpiroAgnewsGhost commented on Tim Donaghy Gets 15 Months in Jail

"De Shawn Stevenson raped a 14-year old girl. Kobe sodomized a mentally disturbed young woman. But according to Lamell McMorris of the National Basketball Referees Association, it is Donaghy who is a "criminal and scoundrel" (scoundrel?"

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"Hillary Clinton says she was raped in Iowa, too."

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"DO."

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"Meanwhile, on the left, Gawker Artists shows what happens to girls who climb clothed."