Do you still love gooks?
EVERYTHING BILL SIMMONS SAYS IS IMPORTANT!!!
JOHNNY QWEIR!
@MopUpReliever: That explains that nickname..
Combustible vowels? Eat more All-Bran..
..if someone sees your feet facing the opposite way under the stall door, they might be alarmed.
I feel they'd be more concerned by the fact that you're removing your pants entirely to even get into that Tantric Toilet position..
Eritrea? More like E-poor-rea! Am I right, people?..
That nickname has never helped the Piazza rumors. Should've gone with "The Situation"..
@THE MENTALIST!: Like a breath of fresh air..
A bloody end for Tiger Woods...is just one of several possible outcomes according to our computer simulation. Now here is how it would look if Ellin killed him with a barrage of baseballs..
The only Bowl Charlie has to worry about now is KFC's Famous..
Lou Holtz knows a great leader who would've been perfect for this job if he hadn't died in that dang bunker.
Sorry, Jon..
Deadspin will also accept sweet potato.
Domino approves..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jooJca4sXyY
Bully for them!
Bully for him!
I really thought KJ & Sammy Sosa had a bright future together..
Who Had Dick Jauron In Their Pool?
Mark Chmura. Why do you think he got fired?.. #dickjauron
Simmons, it seems, had regularly ripped Thomas in his column, on the highly empirical grounds that the former Detroit Pistons star pretty much sucks worse at being a human being than he does at being a GM.
To be fair, the man tried to stop being a human being and failed.. #billsimmons
A Yalie in Mahonia Hall? Bully to him! #politics
