..if someone sees your feet facing the opposite way under the stall door, they might be alarmed.
I feel they'd be more concerned by the fact that you're removing your pants entirely to even get into that Tantric Toilet position..
A bloody end for Tiger Woods...is just one of several possible outcomes according to our computer simulation. Now here is how it would look if Ellin killed him with a barrage of baseballs..
Simmons, it seems, had regularly ripped Thomas in his column, on the highly empirical grounds that the former Detroit Pistons star pretty much sucks worse at being a human being than he does at being a GM.
To be fair, the man tried to stop being a human being and failed.. #billsimmons