I'm so glad that I know more than I knew then.
Gonna keep on tryin' til I reach the highest ground.
How drunk was your father last night?
I know you got my Blackberry Messenger messages last night. I know you did. Asshole.
Congratulations! Now we can make plans to hang out and not actually follow through even less!
Seriously though, your life is ruined.
Alright, this guy must be a good commenter! He doesn't need a fancy avatar, or correct spelling!
You should have two stars. Or a larger star. One or the other.
Praise be to Allah!
Oof. What a fucking hangover.
Mom was right, you are a star.
Have you heard what's going on afterwards?
Dog looked up at me, all bloody and shit- but he had much love me for, even then.
-Cheese
I am a dude. I will be there.
Anonymous internet friend,
Are you going to the DC book signing/reading/uncomfortable gathering of folks?