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I'm so glad that I know more than I knew then.
Gonna keep on tryin' til I reach the highest ground.

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How drunk was your father last night?

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I know you got my Blackberry Messenger messages last night. I know you did. Asshole.

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Congratulations! Now we can make plans to hang out and not actually follow through even less!

Seriously though, your life is ruined.

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Alright, this guy must be a good commenter! He doesn't need a fancy avatar, or correct spelling!

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You should have two stars. Or a larger star. One or the other.

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Praise be to Allah!

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Oof. What a fucking hangover.

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Mom was right, you are a star.

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Have you heard what's going on afterwards?

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Dog looked up at me, all bloody and shit- but he had much love me for, even then.
-Cheese

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I am a dude. I will be there.

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Anonymous internet friend,

Are you going to the DC book signing/reading/uncomfortable gathering of folks?

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My New Years resolution is to continue to entertain my anonymous internet friends.
 
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