"This drop of nacho cheese on da paper signifies da stain you've placed on da entire Bears organization..."
It's too bad this line didn't make the cut...
Occasionally glancing at such junk through the years, I was whisked into a cross between a frat boy's porn fantasies
What kind of cheap-ass hotel has the concierge double as the TV repair person?
And this is my pyramid, built by home run balls from Kevin Youkilis and Shawn Green...
@NotMyFirstRo-Day-O: Butter's in the fridge.
20 bucks to the first kid to ask Erin if those are spelling D's.
The NYT is just relieved to be writing about someone else's ticket prices.
@HockeyMountain: Is there anything more bloated and useless than cable news these days?
Charlie Weis?
Mayfield should have used the old "why the fuck would I take steroids? I'm a Nascar driver" defense.
What's with all the random caps? Are these texts from last night?
@JohnnyDakotaStateU: Exactly! You beat me to it.
@Chris Hanson's Axe: Ha, nice.
I had a slow YouTube day. This is all I have.
@Shakεy: I love pissing of Alyssa Minalo.
Sounds like a good first date.
@Chris Hanson's Axe: Ha, that's exactly how I feel about it, but I didn't really know it til you said that. Someone asked me what I thought about the movie once and the conversation was strange.
We have Dogma, you like that movie?
Uh, yeah it's okay I guess.
Didn't think it was funny?
It's hilarious.
But you didn't like it?
Not really.
But you think it's funny.
...warm out today, huh?
Man, the NBA sucks.
@Blast Off, Meatball!: Yeah, I could ace these puppies and I wouldn't get a job. Just pass baby!
@JohnnyDakotaStateU: Congrats and have some fun this summer.
Thanks for the good wishes.
Just got back from the first exam in my last batch of law school exams. Time for a beer or six and to study for another one tomorrow, which will make three straight years with a final exam on by birthday.
What's up DUAN?
@Azian Zero Loves Jezebel: Jalen over Jamal, 1993 Final Four.
@Azian Zero Loves Jezebel: One of the best press conferences I've seen. It also included Adelman complaining about the low seats, telling them to stop catering to Yao. Then when Artest left, Yao says "see you in the club" and everyone cracks up.
Needed more "boom goes the dynamite."
