@hilikusopus: I'm pretty sure this is not a good thing for the company. There's very little margin on DVDs as is, so they are just trying to sell something at this point
More like mauled by his cousin Bilo! Amirite? Rite?... Aw fuck I'm doomed
With 10 million dollars and a child on the way, she's looking to move on up from Canarsie to Park Slope
In an effort to look even older, he ditched his Pampers for Depends
@tim_lincecum_dumpster: As she does every weekend on the sidelines, she's classifying her thigh bruise as a "leg"
How many times do you think the phrase "Are you ready for some futbol?" will be used by American publications over the next two weeks?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
I kid, I kid. Hacky writers are what makes America so great*
*what makes America great is also why terrorists hate us
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
I kid, I kid. Hacky writers are what makes America so great*
*what makes America great is also why terrorists hate us
"Futbol? I thought she wanted me to sock her."
- Maksim Chmerkovskiy
- Maksim Chmerkovskiy
@comment_ninja: Well Dirk, that's, uh, quite the declaration
Dirk The Daring, if you will...
Dirk The Daring, if you will...
@Software_Goddess: So you're saying the answer is 80085?
@DirkToberFest: You took your girlfriend to see the traveling Broadway showing of The Lion King, so you read the Playbill and are now a theater aficionado.
You leave MarkKelsosMigraine out of this
You leave MarkKelsosMigraine out of this
Last Night's Winner: Toothless Self-Imposed Sanctions
This is really going to gum up their Big 10 title hopes
This is really going to gum up their Big 10 title hopes
Drew, what are your feelings on refusing the bread basket at restaurants?
My wife gets PISSED, but if it's on the table, it's gone in seconds. After that, I feel judged by the server when they have to bring a second basket for two people
My wife gets PISSED, but if it's on the table, it's gone in seconds. After that, I feel judged by the server when they have to bring a second basket for two people
Excuse me while I open up a new pack of spanx... in my pants. Ey!
*checks box*
Now I've seen London, France, and Venus' underpants
Now I've seen London, France, and Venus' underpants
I thought 4 unanswered goals was a lot, then I watched the Lost finale.
Peter King, Having Forsworn All Brett Favre Predictions, Makes Another Brett Favre Prediction
Don't worry, PK. I have the same problem with autoerotic asphyxiation.
I think it will work out just fine for the both of us.
Don't worry, PK. I have the same problem with autoerotic asphyxiation.
I think it will work out just fine for the both of us.
Someone needs to tell Craig that "BE LOUD" refers to one's voice, not one's clothes
A real football player wouldn't have to pull the legs of his shorts up to whip it out.
/seen any given sunday too many times
/seen any given sunday too many times
The Bride and Bridegroom were married on the planet Hoth and honeymooned on Ice-9
@Civil Negligence: And on the ninth day, God loosened his belt one notch.
