If you're only going to watch one team (and want that team to be a cavalcade of mismatched superstars that ultimately make you feel like a shithead for supporting them): Man City
If you're only going to watch one team (and want that team to be talented yet still feel like an underdog, with a side constructed through shrewd purchases and solid player development): Tottenham Hotspur Football Club.

To dare is to do, bitches.

The shrimp and grits and Crook's Corner in Chapel Hill is too legendary to avoid, but if it's barbecue you're specifically looking for Allen and Son is the way to go. It's way out in the woods even though it's still in CH limits, and it's closed on Sundays and Mondays, but the pork is unctuous, the sauce is appropriately vinegary, and the home-brewed sweet tea or lemonade you get to wash it down with from a mason jar is a welcome bonus.

Also, do yourself a favor and grab some Sunrise Biscuit Kitchen chicken biscuits for breakfast. Those fluffy bastards don't need anything in the middle to make them delicious, but when you get the chance to slap a juicy fried chicken breast in there you best take it.

Also, if one isn't concerned with units sold, I would give a nod to the Pete Rock/Smif n Wessun collaboration "Monumental", featuring this absolute banger.
Let's be absolutely clear here: the fact that these are the sorts of dads who willingly name their kids "Stone" and the fact that they're also the sorts of dads who fight at Peewee football games should never, ever be seen as unrelated.
Let he who is without sin in picking their sports teams cast the first stone.

No, seriously, cast that shit. I wanna throw this rock at him but I'd feel awkward doing it alone.
@Gourmet Spud: That video you describe, much like MC Skat Kat's rapping style, would be shameful to All Blacks.
but resorting to Old Testament vengeance over a dumb football game is so far beyond the pale as to be more laughable than offensive.

Well, now at least I know Andrés Escobar is chuckling in heaven.
I don't know, if the ref were really trying to pull some Kanye shit, he would have tried to make the nearest white girl cry on national television. And Jay Cutler was right there.
I agree to check out the photos only if I am not required to refer to Sean Avery as a member of either category.
One Of Our Hoopsters Is Tangentially Newsworthy, Source Says

I just read an article with the exact same headline on the Memphis Grizzlies website.
It was later redacted.
They maintain it's not gay unless they involve Pujols.
@Sheed's Bald Spot: Just consider it AJ's touching homage to the career of Brian Westbrook.
David found that video during his usual Google search for "smoky tornado".
The #hurdygurdy tag and video is second on the Deadspin Scale of Foreboding only to Nightmare Ant. If the two of them ever combined forces, shit would be doomed forever.
Main Source: Nasty Nas declares himself "rebel to America" live at BBQ
The last time Cooley made something too wide, it was a picture of his playbook.
The "No Pepper" signs on my childhood Little League fields make so much more sense now...
I don't know if I'm in the minority in this regard, but I rarely if ever browse through categories or click on tags to find stories. I read the new stories, because (and try to stay with me here) they are new. So the demotion of the "latest articles" to a lame sideboard doesn't really excite me. But on the bright side, my opinion sucks.
I know I'm late to the party but... should've been you, Didier Drogba. /Shawcross didn't lead with his studs //or slide in late ///or even raise his boots a whole lot
"Hey Coach Orgeron, do you think I should use Barry, our attorney, or just bolt in the night? I'm leaning towards bolt in the night, but..." "You know, Lane, you do have a wife and a father..." "I know! I was gonna take them with me in the night! They're part of the bolt!"
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