Doxidan, Gentle Doxidan commented on Hang Onto The Ball, Or Pants?

"It's OK, his man muu-muu has it covered."

Doxidan, Gentle Doxidan commented on Ty Lawson Latest Tarheel To Suffer Cruel Fate Of Demon Liquor

"I knew he would be the next Phil Ford."

Doxidan, Gentle Doxidan commented on Media Approval Ratings: Gregg Doyel

"Total fucking douche."

Doxidan, Gentle Doxidan commented on Ron Artest Is Taking This Journalism Business Quite Seriously

"I also want the great big fat guy in the Pistons jersey who got slugged by O'Neal."

Doxidan, Gentle Doxidan commented on What Can You Say Here Except, "Holy Crap"

"@Camp Tiger Claw: If it happened on GI Joe, the bikers would have popped parachutes and floated safely to the ground."

Doxidan, Gentle Doxidan commented on Media Approval Ratings: Chris Myers

"Roy Firestone in late 1980s: Tell me about your father. Interview subject: /sobs Step 3: ... Profit!"

Doxidan, Gentle Doxidan commented on Let The Sphincters Roar

"@formerly Chief Wahoo: Really?"

Doxidan, Gentle Doxidan commented on Let The Sphincters Roar

"fart jokes ftw."

Doxidan, Gentle Doxidan commented on Shocking New Developments In The Yankee Stadium Jinx Story

"I buried Ed Whitson at New Yankee Stadium"

Doxidan, Gentle Doxidan commented on Pats' Beat Writer Attempts To Keep Fans From Yelling At Him For The Rest Of His Life

"I like how he valiantly continues to protect his secret source, because to give up anything about that person, who helped burn him, well that would violate his ability to report effectively in the future."