Thats_Juan_Lucky_Pierre commented on Greg Oden's Old Vietnam War Wound Acting Up Again

"War wound? More like hatchet wound....you got two patellas, Greg, quit crying and get back out there."

Thats_Juan_Lucky_Pierre commented on Bobby And Me: Remembering College Football's Grand Old Coot

"@Sir_Loin: Nope."

Thats_Juan_Lucky_Pierre commented on English-American Alliance To Be Torn Asunder By Soccer

"Ahh, Saratoga, the last time the French were worth a fuck."

Thats_Juan_Lucky_Pierre commented on Ari Fleischer Has Settled Nicely Into His Job Of Spinning Wildly Unpopular Ideas

"Or, it would be like having shitty little parades all through October until we decide which two podunk high school marching bands are the best, and only let them in the Parade. And with that, I ask you all: WHAT FUCKING GOOD IS A PARADE WITH ONLY TWO MARCHING BANDS?"

Thats_Juan_Lucky_Pierre commented on O.J. Simpson Photographed With His Nordberg Hanging Out

"If the Glove Don't Fit, Still Hit That Shit."

Thats_Juan_Lucky_Pierre commented on David Stern's Nightmare Is Now Available For Purchase

"@Stev D: I wonder which one they entendred us to notice?"

Thats_Juan_Lucky_Pierre commented on Beware The Cock-Loitering Cheetah Backlash And A Parnevik Scorned

"@Armen Tamzarian: All I know is that right now, Tiger's wondering if he wouldn't have been Better Off Without A Wife #tips"

Thats_Juan_Lucky_Pierre commented on Beware The Cock-Loitering Cheetah Backlash And A Parnevik Scorned

"@Armen Tamzarian: Waite, I think we've confused the father.... #tips"