@The Sports Industrial Complex: Yikes.

To Kid Canada: Sorry, I meant 'threw' - I didn't know I had to proofread my posts on this website as closely as I do my briefs. My bad.

To Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Not quite the same, but nice try.

To The Sports Industrial Complex: You are an asshole, and actually pretty representative. I guess I thought this site was also committed to legitimate debate, and not only snarky comments. Again, my bad.

Go ahead and ban me, because this shit is no longer worth my time.

Watch Koby's hold/push as Lee makes it around it pick. It through off all his timing, which is why he started his jump underneath the basket.
Maybe Dozier would have had better test scores if he hadn't spent all his time dancing on piano keys with Tom Hanks.
I have a legitimate question. I love the NBA, and I really enjoy Simmons' takes, but his ridiculous Celtics-bias (Bill, though I doubt you are reading this: Russell was one of the great players of his era, but stop comparing him to today's athletes. It's a joke; he couldn't guard Kendrick Perkins, let alone Kevin Durant.) drives me crazy.

Other than Simmons, who else out there gives really insightful NBA commentary?

@Ryan Harris: Or ties a series. Watch out for the Range Rovers.
Can't...finish...turkey...jerky...
@Jay Cutler's Insulin: Hey, New Orleans.

You walked into a door.

@Ronnie Woo Woo: UWSP sees your Warhawk football and raises you Pointer basketball.

Let me guess - you majored in accounting?

Is anyone terrified of the hairstyle demon spawn of the Georgia Swoop and Kid Rock?
"Marvin Williams is not an accredited zoologist, nor does he hold an advanced degree in any of the environmental sciences. He is simply an enthusiastic young man with a sixth grade education and an abiding love for all of God's creatures."

THAT BIRD IS A LIAR

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: Comment of the week?

Still doing that?

In all seriousness, I don't think the reaction to our weekend caretaker has been all that acerbic. She hasn't been good and we haven't been patient, but after reading the comments on Abovethelaw or xoxohth, you'll really begin to despise humanity. We're tame in comparison.
@Nick Bradley: Sarcasm, right? Because you know that posting via facebook does not allow you to talk shit.
Evening all. I'd like some sage advice.
I'm about to join Deadspin LLP though, due to the economy, I could be shipped to NYC, DC or North Carolina after the bar.

Here's the problem: I don't have an NBA team. I love the league, but I never followed one team as a kid. I've decided to remedy this by rooting for the team (for the rest of my days) in whichever city I'm sent to.

First, is this crazy, to let my employer determine my NBA loyalty, and second, what do I do if I'm sent to NYC (keeping in mind that my girlfriend is a Heat fan); do I go Nets or Knicks?

@Juancho: Well said. Nothing cracks me up more than Simmons' bashing of womens' basketball, when he can't point to a single notable athletic accomplishment of his own.

That, and his huge inferiority complex regarding Holy Cross. Yes Bill, the reason Holy Cross sucks at college basketball is because, as an elite institution of higher learning, it refuses to make concessions for athletes. Keep telling yourself that.

/just got done with a Podcast.

@BrockMiddlebrook: You nearly made me spit out my Golden Grahams. Nice.

On another note, since when does Kige root for the Iggles? I thought he was a Titans man?

@Pesti-Esti: Wow. I'm around 5 hours late.
@wonderlic---myballs: I dreamed that in the field one day, Holmgren gave me sign. Your eleven defensive men, all turned and bowed to mine. My sheaf was was quite a sight to see, a golden sheaf and tall. Yours were green and second-rate, and really rather small.
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