Being the youngest (read: accident) of the family, I missed most of the family vacations, so here's a story from before I was born that I've heard about a hundred times.
My family, every few years, would drive from our central Illinois home to Connecticut to visit my uncle and aunt. On one of these trips, my oldest sister, 11 or 12 at the time, really needed to go pee. My dad is one of those "making good time" people, so he refused to stop anywhere that might result in a 10 or more minute delay. He pulls over on the road, hands my sister a few napkins, and directs her to the nearby hillside.
Once the indignant protests went nowhere, my sister ran down the hill to do her business. She was successful in her task, except for one thing: she peed uphill, causing the stream to run right back into her underwear.
Embarrassed, my sister comes back to the car and says she needs new underwear. She pulls some out of her bag, but has no idea what to do with the urine soaked pair. Of course, dad has a brilliant idea, let's hang them out the window and dry as we drive!
For miles my poor sister sat with her face in her hands crying as our family waved the banner of the urine soaked underpants.
Chicago's map is pretty hilarious. Action movies and Tyler Perry movies south, Seth Rogan and Michael Cera movies north and homo-licious movies along the lake on the north side.
@Richard Lawson: I'd like to think that we are free to move beyond the bounds of masculinity more freely than our hetero-brothers, because it's actually expected of us to not display traditional masculine characteristics. I consider that a plus to being a rainbow warrior. #masculinity
@Hands: Yes, because the team really has no reason to lie about their top draft pick, and no ability to influence a captain and a substance abuse counselor. #michaelbeasley
@Mister Jack can has cheezburger?: Still pretty fun seeing a sleezy gay club boss character in a game. It's nice to see a game stray away from the archetype vapid twink.
Why does the article feel the need to identify the Hebrew team by name and state their time and location prior to the contest against the KKK?
They might as well start writing the article about the cancellation of the game due to a bad case of death for the Hebrew All-Stars.
Wow, while not really the point of this post, that article about Denton was really interesting, especially the memo attached to the bottom.
Fleshbot got 6 million more hits last month than DS. That's incredible.