TheTick commented on Troubled goalie, Ray Emery,

"Maybe the change of scenery will help him grow up, sounds like he's getting it already. /doesn't have a joke"

TheTick commented on That's A Stanley Cup You Can Keep

"Diapering: yur doing it wrong"

TheTick commented on Brett Favre Asks For Release From Packers, Wants To Play Elsewhere

"Congratulations, you just guaranteed I'm not watching ESPN for the next 4 weeks."

TheTick commented on Hancock Isn't The First Superhero Screw-Up

"@SimonMay: It's the only jib I got, baby!"

TheTick commented on The Kansas City Chiefs have

"@The Mighty Pigs: No way, Ralph has to make the money from the concessions."

TheTick commented on Viral Sports Videos Are Getting Less And Less Believable

"Yeah, if you are going to do that, at least fudge the date on the post so it appears before the DUAN post."

TheTick commented on To Watch Tonight

"Does Orel wear a rug?"

TheTick commented on The Slow Transition Facing The Buffalo/Toronto Bills

"I like that the buffalo looks sad in the second picture, but seriously, could those guys at least use a vector image program to do the fake logo?"

TheTick commented on You'll keep having Jay Mariotti

"Luckily, he didn't get the no-trade clause he wanted so when he gets liquored up and beats a hooker, he can be traded to the Topeka Capital-Journal for cash and future considerations."

TheTick commented on To Watch Tonight

"CWS just put my kid to sleep on time, thanks ESPN!"

TheTick commented on Could Chien-Ming Wang's injury

"@RonZookonRedBull: +1."

TheTick commented on Dance The Night Away With The Ft. Myers Miracle

"Animal Team Name Not Found In Nature Of Next Week: Lehigh Valley IronPigs"

TheTick commented on Lisa Miceli, still hanging

"@ClueHeywood: Good call, or a paparazzi pic of Sandra Bullock before her morning shave."

TheTick commented on Lisa Miceli, still hanging

"I love that there's a link to 'buy this photo'."

TheTick commented on Media Approval Ratings: Colin Cowherd

"He gets points for playing some Homestarrunner on his show once (when it was pointed out that his 'internal monologue' for Manny Ramirez sounded just like Homestar)."

TheTick commented on Ice Hockey At Wrigley Field: The End Times Are Here

"@HockeyMountain: Don't sit in the front row, I've got the over/under at 5 for octopi that don't make the 'field' of play."

TheTick commented on Innovative Uses Of Google Text Ads

"@Spanish Necktie: No one here would EVER do that, would they?"

TheTick commented on Mellon Arena: The Final Frontier

"@Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: That was an awesome shift."