TheVaingloriousKeithOlbermann commented on Microsoft Beats Apple's iTunes Genius with MixView

"I just want to know how the Apple logarithm connected the Dave Matthews band with The Clash. That's like saying Eastern Kentucky State and Harvard are similar because they are both institutions of higher learning."

TheVaingloriousKeithOlbermann commented on Media Approval Ratings: Rob Neyer

"@Rob Iracane: What about Joe Posnanski?"

TheVaingloriousKeithOlbermann commented on A Fox Sports Rant

"Kid 1: It's happy! Kid 2: It's fun! All Three Kids: It's Jay Bilas! Announcer: Yes, it's Jay Bilas!"

TheVaingloriousKeithOlbermann commented on Media Approval Ratings: Mike Lupica

"Can the powers that be at Deadspin track the IP addresses of those who voted to approve and ban those people from ever posting here again? Or is that not enough? If ever there was a media approval rating that shuold be 100% diapproval, this is it."

TheVaingloriousKeithOlbermann commented on I, Like, Totally Had That Ball, Man (Cough!)

"@the earl of weaver: Most definitely."

TheVaingloriousKeithOlbermann commented on Ministry Is Now Writing NHL Fan Songs

"The Los Angeles Dodgers are unimpressed

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TheVaingloriousKeithOlbermann commented on Keith Van Horn Has A Nice Gig, If You Can Get It

"@Kid Canada: The problem with Stackhouse was the fact that he made it wound as if he already had an agreement with the Nets to waive him and for Dallas to re-acquire him after he sat out for 30 days. Making that kind of agreement is illegal in the NBA."

TheVaingloriousKeithOlbermann commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

"@The Most Dangerous Game of Grab-Ass: Bravo."

TheVaingloriousKeithOlbermann commented on Roger Clemens Vs. Congress ... Quien Es Mas Macho?

"@Crookednose: As much as I want to agree with you, I personally do not see any way that Clemens suffers because of this."

TheVaingloriousKeithOlbermann commented on The Westminster Dog Show: Bitches, Man, Bitches

"@Yinka Double Dare: If Mike Vick were running this dog show, he'd electrocute or drown the losers. Combine the two, and you have a doggie fast food restaurant."