I, on the other hand, have "Doctor or Scientist or Whatever" on all my business cards.
He's bad, but he'll die. So I like it.
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good taser at your side.
There it is.
Your "so" requires a (sic). "Ellipsis" shouldn't be capitalized, and it's confusing to say it consists of three "..." when it's really one "..." (three "..." would be "........."). "Same goes for Bleacher Report" strikes me as a sentence fragment, but we could probably let that slide.
/Let's keep this douche train going!
/Let's keep this douche train going!
If I were an Arkansas fan I'd be ashamed.
Now what's this about a dirty hit?
Now what's this about a dirty hit?
"Yeah, but Michigan totally committed a penalty against Kansas 117 years ago. Point, Dashiell!"
/unless this article is satire, in which case, well done I guess
/unless this article is satire, in which case, well done I guess
What a scoop!
At least LeBron waits till the 4th quarter to disappear
Who could forgot Star Wars One?
Ha, well thanks, but it was a joke. See the first two paragraphs of this article.
tl;dr, but I haven't played Madden in 5 years. Should I buy it this year?
The authorities said it was one of those things, you know... well, best leave it unsolved, really.
I come off like something of a prick.
How entirely out of character!
How entirely out of character!
That's so metal.
Look, any man standing at the end of a round, you can't call him soft. That's a rule.
If I were a filthy rich asshole
You're not filthy rich?
You're not filthy rich?
embattled Ohio State quarterback Terrelle Pryor
"Embattled" is an awfully fancy way of saying "cheating, lying, arrogant..."
Unless the "Ohio State" would've made that redundant.
"Embattled" is an awfully fancy way of saying "cheating, lying, arrogant..."
Unless the "Ohio State" would've made that redundant.
This story makes a lot more sense if you've ever seen a picture of Puglia.
