Even her nipples are boring.
Welcome to Gawker, Drew. A little disappointed that Nazi Shark had nothing to add, but he's busy with the playoffs, I'm sure. Still.
AJ, how much would you pay for a picture of Arianna Huffington's cock?
Oh, and do not try to sneak out of here with Nazi Shark.
I wonder what Colleen Lloyd thinks?
"And?" - rugby players everywhere.
I just thought of poor Melo, crying alone in the shower.
Thank goodness he wasn't aborted. Imagine how much worse a quarterback he'd be if he were.
And now he's suing Erin Andrews because her sexy sex powers keep his pants down and he can't get work or go to Starbucks or anything.
Please tell me there are conversations with George Costanza as well.
The Firefly theme is rubbish. It makes the Small Wonder theme sound like it was written by Lennon/McCartney.
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"That's some Spiderman shit right there." - Marlo Stanfield, if he were at the game.
His column reads like he's pissed that no one asked him to write for Grantland.
Now I'm hungry again.
Wait, he was suspended for something he had permission to do? He was on double secret probation? WHAT?
Just wait until he watches the Vikings.
Thank God she didn't eat a Bloomin' Onion Burrito as well.
Something tells me the bride has done this before.
But he stayed in character. Hot, smelly, bitter character.
And they're all using smartphones to capture the evidence of their own crimes. The irony.
The Orb's scarred face was a full-page reveal, if I remember.
Also, Bouncing Boy married Duo Damsel, so laugh if you want, but I'm sure he and his two wives had a nice, bouncy honeymoon.
Also, Bouncing Boy married Duo Damsel, so laugh if you want, but I'm sure he and his two wives had a nice, bouncy honeymoon.
