Maybe Werner could get Maureen to shot off an email to old Ed Moffat.
@Gamboa Constrictor: Thanks - I just spit my Dunkin's onto my keyboard.
He sure put the 'manic' in - Dommanic.
So...The Werner dude couldn't get more time to train - because he wasn't good enough. Then - something, something, ankle, something, denied again, something, concussion, answer still no. It's clear to me - Werner, your Olympic days are over. Come to grips with it. Yes - okay, you had the inside dope on the track being a widower-maker. And yes, we are all saddened the Georgian lost his life.
I hope he gets some real help. And a urinary infection - POW!
@TotallyRuckedUp: Yeah. Right - Think: "hot coffee".
@MarkKelsosMigraine: Just look for Kevin James face down in a pile Strawberry Banana Pancakes
Ha. Jokes on you AJ - They just received some free press for their fat-face stuffing day (stupid spelling errors aside). Dumb like a fox, eh?
@Weed Against Speed: And her bark is unappealing.
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Sure, it's only 2 ounces - but, it has the density of depleted uranium. /Bill Nye
Yeah - but, how's that thingy in whatchamacallit...ah, Haiti going? Did the AP, Reuters and Bloomberg say?
@AzureTexan: Meanwhile, Ernie Els has hired the notorious South African gang: The Mbeki Zebras, to handle Tiger's beat down.
@MarkKelsosMigraine: I bet Roxanne Pulitzer is a super-cougar, at this point. /looks up whistfully
I'd still wear her ass for a hat.
Why do feel like I was just fucked by Tiger (without the Cristal and hand rolled cigars).
@AzureTexan: Clowns scare me... Balloons too.
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