Is the girl in the pink skirt pregnant?
Shoulda been you Perez Hilton.
@Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Lindsay Lohan would like to make a contribution to "Fire Down Below".
@NotMyFirstRo-Day-O: You have nay baseball picks for tonight?
Catchphrase-O-Meter meet Waxing Off, Waxing Off this is Catchphrase-O-Meter. You guys will have fun together.
After watching this video Al Gore shed a single tear, realizing that his dream for the internet has been fulfilled.
Are they playing the Shelbyville Shelbyvillians?
Florida State's beat board has rusty nails sticking out of it.
Dwight Schrute approves.
That truck is actually their home and the leg is just a lamp they bought from Spencer's.
Dr. Lurito was also the one that threw the snowballs at Santa

/Beating a Rich and Mean

@What Would Tim Tebow Do?: I'd keep playing, I don't think the heavy stuff is coming for a while.

/obvious

Caption: Fr. John Geoghan awaits the jury's verdict.
I dont know if anyone noticed but Michael Jordan has upped his batting average to .213....I knew his basketball playing days were over.
@G.G.: Again? I don't recall.
At least they didn't thrust Wang back into the (batter's) box.
Can someone get Favre to jaywalk in Florida?

/starts car

Dionte Christmas then added "CAN YOU DIG IT!"
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