Funny story, you don't need to connect with a punch or intentional elbow to draw a T in college. So maybe he shouldn't have tried one of those things...
Actually, MRI's don't even diagnose ACL tears entirely. Nor does the Lachman test. That, and not all ACL tears look the same.

I had 4 months of physical therapy with no improvement - that meant exploratory arthroscopy + a reconstruction. But, I could ride a bike and jog lightly. Turned out the whole ACL was shredded to nothing.

It looked like an ACL or MCL tear from the replay, and the fact that he couldn't move laterally. But the swelling immediately after a tear - even to the meniscus - usually makes the Lachman test difficult to be a perfect diagnostic.

"We are becoming more competitive by borrowing these teams from Conference USA"

"The mean ACC, SEC, and Big 12 are stealing!" - crosses arms, pouts, throws away DePaul, because no one wants a DePaul

Funny, I hadn't been hearing my coworkers talking about the Caps much this year. Guess I must not be a good listener...

Or this entire town is filled with bandwagon hockey fans.

Expertise in reporting a rape? That's something that can confuse JoePa? What's next, being confused by breakfast?
Nice - I was expecting a Lance Armstrong joke...
Pretty sure Danny has some low hanging fruit, according to this clip...
This article is clearly terrible.

A mention of a League Two side going up on an EPL side without the word 'minnow?'

Rubbish!

Pfffft, the first winter classic was played in a blizzard. Didn't seem to dull that crowd.

What I'm saying is that Philly sucks

"The Taj Mahal - you can enter but you can't leave!"

Can I get a translation on that?

Yesterday on Sirius they played Regulate... and listed it as a Nate Dogg track.

Appropriate.

He had the shit kicked out of him - heyoooo
And Brock finally faces someone his own build...
Sorry to see him leave UFC, but I'm not sorry to see the Favre-ification of the sport leave
"He wouldn't be able to tell you who Anita Bryant is if he was getting waterboarded with Florida orange juice"

Despite the horrifying nature of this story, this may be one of the funniest lines of the year

Because when I think "clever promotional advertisements to bring in customers," I immediately go to child molestation, and not clever puns... OR ANYTHING ELSE
Eh, he was probably just asking Huggy Bear how bad the community service portion of a DUI sentence is.
289-esque...

and I want one

Our football team has not had much success ever... *SOB*
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