Pedro Cuatrocinco commented on Man In Kurt Cobain Sweater Responsible For Sports Blog Of The Decade, SI Says

"No joke here."

Pedro Cuatrocinco commented on 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Tiger Woods

"@Tom Dempsey's Toes: Charlie sez no one would give a shit if Pete Carroll did it, but that argument's a Trojan Horse."

Pedro Cuatrocinco commented on 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Tiger Woods

"Making a late charge at SHOTDecade, too, but that would be beating a dead horse. /ducks* * Oh deer."

Pedro Cuatrocinco commented on Roller Derby Twins Make Good

"@formerly Chief Wahoo: If he could switch places and get Drew to host SportsCenter he could end the ESPN era faster than he can rub one out."

Pedro Cuatrocinco commented on Roller Derby Twins Make Good

"Rearrange the letters in the headline and you get: "Droll Tiger Does Barky Women" Nice that these girls haven't shown up in that story."

Pedro Cuatrocinco commented on Bearcats Bid Un-Emotional Goodbye to Brian Kelly

"Any Cincinnati player could tell you BCS stands for Brian Celly Sucks."

Pedro Cuatrocinco commented on BREAKING: Barry Bonds Doesn't Play Baseball Anymore

"Can the Yankees really afford to believe this?"

Pedro Cuatrocinco commented on Who's Not Lying About (or For) Tiger Woods Right Now?

""I slept with the guy who lost to Y.A."

Pedro Cuatrocinco commented on And Now A Brief Update From Our Comment Ninjas On Policies Going Forward...

"@Kid Canada: That sounds exactly like something my cousin would say."